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The Amazing Story of Dunning Krueger the Third

Mr. Ignorant Man

By Ferrari KingPublished 2 years ago 4 min read
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I hope you read my other Dr. Dunning Krueger stories first but either way let's get started. This is the story of Dr. Dunning Krueger's grandson and the people that know him best call him Mr. Ignorant Man. He is very proud of his ignorance and no matter the conversation he likes to start off with, "well, the way I see it," or "I feel like," or some version of the two because Dunning Krueger the third who has no education but feels he his smarter than the educated thinks his opinions and feelings counts as much as knowledge. People have tried to explain to Mr. Ignorant Man that people going by feelings and opinions is how we got religion and superstition, but he does not care. He is not religious but cannot win an argument against the religious because he goes only by his own feelings.

Dunning Krueger believes all indigenous people were non-violent and war was ceremonial because some TikToker told him. He believes XO, XXX, XYY are all different genders and the COVID is some government conspiracy. When Omicron variant came out Dunning Krueger claimed the next one will be pi which will prove some weird conspiracy. He rarely realizes that he is the butt of jokes.

One of his favorite things to say is that experts and scientists get their information from books, but he obviously has no idea on how that information gets there or how science works. He does not know and does not want to know how science works. His family and coworkers sometimes wonder if he feels that books just pop out of nowhere with information or that scientist consult books for information instead of doing research. Does Dunning Krueger actually know what real research is? After talking to him you know the answer is no.

Sometimes Dunning Krueger is WOKE and their pseudoscience, false history narrative and other times he is alt right and believes whatever wacko nutjob conspiracies they come up with. There is no winning an argument with Dunning Krueger because in his mind he is the master of all knowledge and he feels he knows more than, scientists, experts, historians and anyone else. He has to foundation to even build on so arguing with him would be like trying to convince the Borg not to assimilate you. It is futile.

Do not attempt trying to explain climate change, elections, Native American history, why you cannot use the n-word if you are white, History, evolution, Muslims invading Europe and their use of chattel slavery or the Japanese colonizing their neighbors. If Dunning Krueger does not believe it, then in his small mind it is not true.

Dunning Krueger is a simple man and has no desire to learn anything. His faithful wife of 12 years is Karen Manhater. She is rude to everyone but especially retail workers. She like to go on social media and especially TikTok and complain about how much she dislikes men and blame men for everything while believes women are perfect. Dunning Krueger is the opposite. He likes to bash women and believe men are perfect. Do not attempt to correct either because they love their ignorance and Karen Manhater will accuse you of misogyny and block you. She will accuse men of man-splaining which is a cat-all phrase used by the ignorant to silence men. As you can tell they are perfect for each other. The funny thing about her is while she is bashing men for everything, they do she ignores the fact that almost all the people that are rude to retail workers are women and women married to rich men are the worse.

Both Karen Manhater and Dunning Krueger love the confederate flag and idolize Putin. Sometimes though they will love communism and actually feel it is a good idea to have the government own everything. Do not attempt to educate Dunning Krueger or Karen Manhater because you will just end up frustrated and want to hit them with a tire iron across the kneecaps.

I hope you enjoyed this story and please do not become like Dunning Krueger the Third or his wife Karen Manhater. You can follow me on TikTok, I am ferrariking0, if you google ebooksbyjason you will get my website which contains all my links. I am Michael Noexist on Instagram and Facebook. You can follow me on Twitch ferrariking1955 and YouTube. Click on the link above to get my YouTube channel and please subscribe. Please read my other stories the stories written by others. I hope you enjoy.

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Ferrari King

I am Ferrari King and I enjoy writing short stories and playing games, BS in Molecular Biology. My other hobbies are working out, MMA and reading. Here is my wonderful LinkTree you should check for all links: https://linktr.ee/ferrariking

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