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Mythology: Let's talk about Zeus

Oh lord, he's coming

By Vanessa GonzalesPublished 8 months ago Updated 8 months ago 1 min read
Mythology: Let's talk about Zeus
Photo by Simone Pellegrini on Unsplash

Look at this classical creeper. An immortal who couldn't keep it in his pants, or under his toga. He left a trail of duped women, disgraced priestesses, living constellations and abandoned demigod children in his wake. No wonder his wife was always mad.

Also: Dude, a swan? Really?


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Vanessa Gonzales

“Rule one, you have to write. If you don’t write, nothing will happen.” - Neil Gaiman

When I'm not writing, I take photos. You can see them here.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran8 months ago

    The biggest man slut ever! Lol!

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