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Wifed Up Sister (WAP Wedding Remix) - Lil Spoon

by Ali Klebous 10 days ago in pop culture

Maid of Honor rap by Ali Klebous (otherwise known as "Lil Spoon")

I said certified speech

The bride is gonna freak

Wifed up sister

On that bridal game, PREACH!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah I'm talking about my wifed up sister

Got those bottles goin' pop for my wifed up sister

Give me everything you've got for my wifed up sister

Put a ring on it, diamond's large

Made a choice, it wasn't hard

Wifed up sister right in your face

Hips don't lie, she sets the pace

Pop and drop, all for the bride

This is my speech, why haven't you cried?

Check out the bride, look at her eyes

The baddest bitch, allover worldwide

He's the one, I'm not surprised

Here comes marriage, time to rise

I want you to BACK THAT MINIVAN UP

Right in your two-door garage

An aunties dream, the babies scream

Kids in public, make a scene

I don't cook, I don't clean

That's why it's my sister whose got that ring

Cherish her, follow her

Hold on tight to her

Life is great with Andy on the side of her

No way to put it other than they are meant to be

A great life ahead for the couple in front of me

Run that ship, don't guilt trip

Drive your car with your bad ass chick

Together you'll give each other everything

And now you've got new hand bling bling

Now raise your flutes and your coke for my wifed up sister

You brought your phones just for pictures of my wifed up sister

Paid my tuition just to write this for my wifed up sister

Now make it rain if you wanna see my wifed up sister

Your kids will be hard hitters

They'll be bed soakers

They'll be juice drinkers

They'll be mean jokers

Not garden snakes, they'll be king cobras

Not mediocre, they're 2000s Oprah

You got the money, well that's where they're headed

Parents A1, just like your credit

Just like you feared, the bed they did wet it

Middle of the night, but they're apologetic

Enough about kids, I wanna gulp

I wanna jack, I wanna coke

I don't want to SINGLEHANDEDLY

Keep this party afloat

A party desire, put down the Dasani

Hands up in the sky, we're waking up groggy

Party like fiends, put the stress all behind me

I spit on this mic, now y'all tryna sign me

Couple on that new hitch, net worth increases

No first dates will they ever be repeating

Showin' us love givin' something to believe in

Brand new start is what everybody's seein'

With the family chain, they're the ones to beat ya

When it comes to class, they're a natural leader

Brand new couple with a big demeanor

Built on trust, it's really sweet, yeah

If you don't sang, then you can't hang

Won't hurt my feelings, but love remains

If you see the ring and ask, "Whose is it?"

He made his pick, Shriver's her name, ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah I'm talkin' about my wifed up sister

Raise your glasses, bottles pop for my wifed up sister

Give me everything you've got for my wifed up sister

Now from the top, make it drop that's my wifed up sister

Raise your glasses, bottles pop for my wifed up sister

I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP that's my wifed up sister

Got that husband on lock, that's my wifed up sister, ah

There's some love in this house

There's some love in this house

There's some love in this house

Ah

xo, Ali Klebous

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