Tom Chapman
Bio
Tom is a Manchester-based writer with square eyes and the love of a good pun. Raised on a diet of Jurassic Park, this ’90s boy has VHS flowing in his blood. No topic is too big for this freelancer by day, crime-fighting vigilante by night.
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Shaken Not Twerked: Beyonce In Talks To Sing 'Bond 25' Song
Say his name, say his name, because 007's next theme song could be about to get a "bootylicious" makeover from a certain queen of pop. We already know that Daniel Craig will be back as the sharp-shooting secret agent, but he could have a rather famous (not so) "single lady" in tow if Beyoncé Knowles-Carter decides to whip out her diamond-encrusted microphone for #Bond25.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Beat
Luke Bi-Walker: Laura Dern's Holdo Revealed As First LGBT Star Wars Movie Character
In a galaxy far, far a gay, could the winds of change be coming to Star Wars? We may have already seen the likes of Billy Dee Williams and John Boyega represent the black community, while Daisy Ridley swung her lightsaber for gender equality, but in that world of gloopy space aliens and rusted robots, where are all the LGBT characters?
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Futurism
George R.R. Martin Reveals Why 'Star Trek' Refused To Hire Him
These days, we all know author George R.R. Martin as the man behind the stories of the seven kingdoms and its whimsical Westerosi, but did the Game of Thrones creator nearly put his all into another piece of cult fandom? If you Vul-can believe it, there was a time that the sire of Starks and Snows tried to bravely go where no man had gone before — taking on the sci-fi spectacular that is #StarTrek.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
Back To Black (Mirror): Will Charlie Brooker Write A 'San Junipero' Sequel For 'Black Mirror'?
When you think of Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, you hardly think of romance and rainbows, do you? That being said, there was one episode in Netflix's revamped Season 3 that threw the substantial instruction manual out the window and download itself into a special place in our hearts. With its '80s soundtrack and feel-good vibes, "San Junipero" was a rare happy ending in the world of pig f*cking and hidden pedophiles. However, with the whole premise being about death and life after death, it was still equally macabre in its own #BlackMirror way.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Futurism
Winter Is Cumming: You Can Buy Jon Snow's Penis With This 'Game Of Thrones' Sex Toy
Whether you prefer it in your Old Town or your Flea Bottom, there is no denying that HBO's Game of Thrones appeals to randy romancers who want something more than Christian Grey banging you over a desk. For seven steamy seasons, we have seen more Casterly Cocks and Dragonbones than I care to count, which has lead to many a late night of me polishing my valyrian steel over the pages of #GeorgeRRMartin's books. However, with just one season of the epic saga left, how will our thirst for Dorne porn be covered when HBO discards its audiences like the seed of a Baratheon bastard in a used lambskin?
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Filthy
Wight House Down: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Says Favorite Characters Will Become Wights On 'Game Of Thrones'
It certainly looks like it's a nice day for a wight wedding in Season 8 of Game of Thrones — well, that is if that horned Night King has anything to do with it. Taking the scenic route from his recruitment drive in Season 5's "Hardhome," the bolstered ranks of the Army of the Dead finally made moves to conquer the realm of men in Season 7. While we have already seen the valiant Viserion come back to life as the blue-eyed servant of the Night King, fans are told to expect some more of our favorite faces to get a zombie remodeling in the show's final season.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
Not Your Day Of The Week: Horror Writer Reveals What Happened To The New 'Friday The 13th' Movie
Leatherface, Michael, Freddy, Chucky, and Jason — no, this isn't the lineup for a One Direction replacement, it is the cream of the horror crop who have graced our screens for nearly 40 years. However, while all these franchises have had their peaks and troughs, fans now find themselves asking when (and if) these screen icons should rise from the grave once more.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Horror
In Direwolf Straits: 'Game Of Thrones' Easter Egg Reveals Why Sansa Won't Survive Season 8
Phew, wipe your brow, because (most of) our favorite Game of Thrones characters have made it through another season of murder, madness, death, and destruction. But come on, let's be honest, a fair few names are surely going to be etched onto that "In Memoriam" plaque by the show's end. I have already looked into the flames and prophesied the deathly dethroning of Sansa Queen of Winterfell, but heading back to the very first season of the show, there is worrying (old) evidence that this really will be the case.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
You're Starking Up The Wrong Tree: 'Game Of Thrones' Director Hints At Sansa And Arya Deaths
With wintery welcomes and rowing returns, Season 7 of HBO's Game of Thrones has been a veritable who's who of long-awaited meetings of the minds. Gendry Baratheon swung a hammer back into our lives, a love saga slowly unfolded with When Jon Met Dany, and those surviving Stark siblings gathered under the wolf sigil at Winterfell.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
Tales Of Dunk And Preg: Theory Suggests Daenerys Will Have Jon's Baby On 'Game Of Thrones'
Take out your old baby clothes and put up the "It's a boy" (or girl) banners once more, because HBO's Game of Thrones could be heading for some more joyous news among the death and destruction in Westeros. We have already heard the frightful reveal that Jaime and Cersei are preparing to birth another demonic dictator into the realm, but theorists suggest that our latest power couple are also preparing to knit some tiny little chainmail.
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
Playing The Trump Card: Jon Snow's 'Game Of Thrones' Finale Speech Was Aimed At Donald Trump
As HBO's Game of Thrones draws another season of fire and ice to a close, it is time to look back and reflect on the show's abridged run of penultimate episodes. Lives were lost, new alliances were formed, and enemies came from every nook and cranny of the Seven Kingdoms. However, did sh*t just get a little too real in Westeros?
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks
The Hack Of King's Landing: Hackers Threaten To Leak 'Game Of Thrones' Finale
It isn't just winter coming to Game of Thrones, it sounds like (more) leaks are soon to follow. The old gods and the new have been kind to us this season with script leaks, full episode releases, and more spoilers than Sam has changed bedpans at the Citadel. However, on the cusp of the Season 7 finale, are those fiendish HBO hackers preparing to leak Episode 7 online early?
By Tom Chapman6 years ago in Geeks