Award-winning poet. Currently writing cli-fi, The MthR Trilogy: available as e-books or audiobooks from my website. Indy publisher. Book reviews. Intersectional Feminist. Full-time van nomad 4+years. Eat plants.
(i) Your alarm rings beetles. Opening curtain-heavy eyes you waterfall out of bed. Regrouping in the bathroom you notice manes of dune horses patterning through the window onto new tiles that march like soldiers. Slicing knife-edged blinds across golden plumes, you frown and stand on scales that burp toads - you still haven't lost ten pounds. You try to shower flabby thoughts away but the seal blubber in your mind holds fast and John Lewis doesn't sell the correct excavation knife.