Skunk Uzeki
Bio
Skunk Uzeki is an androgynous pothead and a hard partier. When they aren't drinking and causing trouble, they're writing articles about the fun times they have.
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10 Mistakes Fyre Festival Promoters Made
When Ja Rule and a hot new entrepreneur teamed up to create a new festival, the world went crazy. The two claimed to buy a private island that once belonged to Pablo Escobar, and were ready to put on the most luxurious festival ever seen.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Beat
The 10 Best Games Never Made
We all have that one legendary game series that we always will love and adore. For some, it's the Resident Evil franchise. Others might swear by Super Smash Bros, Pokemon, Silent Hill, Super Mario, or if you're like me, the King's Quest franchise.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Gamers
How to Prepare for a Depression
The Great Depression was one of the worst times for Americans—rich or poor. When the stock market plunged, prices shot down and the job market got chopped up into tiny pieces. People ran out of money, lost their homes, and also watched as their portfolios evaporated into thin air.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Trader
How to Cook with Wine Like a Pro
My husband and I love to entertain guests at our apartment. It's actually become our hangout spot when we aren't at events. The thing is, my husband's circle isn't always the same as mine—and that means that I often end up with his guyfriends toting along girls I've never met.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Proof
What to Do If You've Fallen for an Exit Scam
ICOs are extremely risky investments, and with great risk can come great reward. The top-performing ICOs have given investors returns as high as 200 percent. Many ICOs are made by legitimate companies that want to raise funds for amazing new technology and promising advances in e-commerce.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in The Chain
Keep Your Floors Clean and Tidy with ILIFE Robot Vacuum
It's a scenario we have all experienced at least once in life. You cleaned up all the clutter in the morning. You worked hard all day. You endured the chaos of a wild commute. At this point, you really just want to go home, rest your head, and sleep.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in 01
- Top Story - December 2018
10 Great Books About Goth FashionTop Story - December 2018
"They say "Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?You look so absurd, you look so obscene!"Oh, why can't I live a life for me?Why should I take the abuse that's served?Why can't they see they're just like meIt's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world."—Ministry
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Styled
How to Tell If Your Friend Is High
My life in the underground rave scene means a lot of things. It means I really love my electronic music, often to the point that others would say I'm obsessed with it. It means I have dyed my hair colors that are not found in nature. And, of course, it also happens to mean that I have plenty of stoner friends.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Potent
10 One-Hit Wonder Bands That Are Way More Successful Than You Think
“Remember that one-hit wonder, Devo?” My friend had turned to me and asked that, and I remained incredulous at what I just heard. Devo, the classic 80s band, was one of my staples as a teenager. I loved their wacky pyramid hats, and also had a huge selection of their hits in my music library. For the life of me, I couldn’t understand how anyone would assume they were a one-hit wonder.
By Skunk Uzeki5 years ago in Beat