Born and Bred Londoner, Mother to baby Roman and my two pooches, Plant Eater, Yoga and Aerial Teacher + Learner, Music Maker... was once in Game Of Thrones, was once a Penthouse Pet, used to win awards for getting naked.
How to Become a Male Porn Star
Every. Single. Day. At least one guy will tweet me asking, "How do I get into porn?" The short answer is, "You don’t." But for those of you that actually might have the drive, perseverance, and sheer talent to be a male porn star, Imma break it down for you.
How Yoga Changed My Life
Yoga changed my life. Yes, I’m going to say the cliché thing that you read on pamphlets outside of your local yoga studio. Someone with a fake name did yoga once and felt spiritually, physically, and mentally enlightened. Yoga changed my life. Except my story is slightly different.
Why Pokémon Go is the Best Thing that Ever Happened
It’s 7:42 AM and I am running towards the canal near my house, draped in polka dot pajamas and gym trainers. There is a Dragonair somewhere in the area, greyed out in my list of nearby Pokémon, and I’m going to find the damn thing. Lifting my eyes from the phone screen on this warm Sunday morning, I notice four or five people ranging from early teens to should-definitely-know-better adults... Each with his or her phone out, walking in circles around one small patch of grass. As I approach, they look up at me expectantly. Did you catch it? No one had located the elegant, eel-like dragon Pokémon that was a favorite of mine so many years ago. I join the huddle and we continue the hunt.
Porn Sex Vs Real Sex
One of the questions I am frequently asked is how my partner copes with me doing porn. My answer is simple: "it’s a job." My personal sex life and my set sex life are both amazing, but for very different reasons. I'll put it this way—out of almost 1,000 scenes, I have orgasmed for real maybe four or five times. In my personal sex life, I orgasm every time, and sometimes more than once. I’m greedy like that.
Music to Get You in the Mood
Do you ever have your music on and start playing out the movie of your life, in your head, to the soundtrack of your Spotify playlist? Of course you do. I refuse to believe I'm the only person that does this. Music, to me, is imperative at each and every point in my life. Sad songs for sad days, songs that make you feel like you've had an amazing life even when you haven't done shit, songs that make working out less horrific, and of course, songs to get you in the mood.
The perfect threesome is much like the white tiger. Rare. Think back upon all of your sexual conquests, how many of them were successful, enjoyable… perfect? Now imagine trying to recreate that chemistry but with a third person involved. Believe me when I tell you, orchestrating a threesome isn’t always fun.
Bringing Back the Bush
When I first started in the business of removing my clothes for money (I include here my time during university when I worked as a dancer in London) I shaved my nether region completely bald. I wasn’t alone, pretty much every single girl I met both in dancing and modeling, and then eventually in porn, were also rocking the Hollywood pussy. It seemed to be the desirable look, not a solitary hair. Clean and smooth. I was also under the impression that this was what men found attractive and of the uneducated opinion that it was more hygienic.
Why 'Game of Thrones' Loves Porn Stars
For such a widely viewed and, might I add, socially accepted show, there sure are a lot of tits and ass in Game of Thrones. And not just naked girls, but generally rough sex. Hold on a second, isn’t that what porn is always slated for? Then who better to cast as these naked bodies then porn stars themselves? I have to hand it to the casting directors, casting porn girls for nude roles and sex scenes in a mainstream television production is a genius plan. We are comfortable with nudity and sex, and it’s not awkward or hard for us to imitate these things. I was also told, upon my first time on set, that I made the other girls who hadn’t done nude scenes before feel more comfortable, because I was so comfortable with being naked.
Why Straight Girls Do Lesbian Porn
I love girls. Really, I do. I was sexually active with females long before men. My first orgasm was at the hand of my first "girlfriend." We were inseparable, adorable, ridiculously weird goths. We "had sex" in a tent in her mother's garden. I say "had sex," because we didn’t really have sex in as much as we rubbed each other until it felt really good and I realized I had had an orgasm. So my introduction to sex was a girl, which explains why I sometimes lean more towards females, even now.
How to Date a Porn Star
A porn star girlfriend is every man’s fantasy, am I right? Unfortunately, the fantasy may be a lot further away from reality then one might wish for. If you are that dude SO completely in love with the idea of a nymphomaniac goddess that looks exactly like her Jules Jordan scene 24/7, and does the house work in Agent Provocateur, stop. reading. now. Look away. This will hurt.