So My Story Has Been Chosen as a Top Story
When I wrote my piece on the types of anti-maskers you'll meet, I wasn’t expecting to make it to top stories. I was so surprised that I had to read the email twice to make sure I had comprehended everything. Most of my other articles were erotic, and I’d just written about the anti-maskers to blow off steam. As you can probably tell, I work with the public and I’m sick of hearing their excuses for why they refuse to wear masks. I sat down in front of my computer and decided to let the words flow. It wasn’t a hard article to write, as others had been in the past. No, this article hit me like a bag of bricks. It was one of those stories that wanted to be told, so it only took me half an hour to pen the article. When the article was finished, I didn’t think of it as anything special that it would be interesting to anyone other than myself. It had been a way for me to get out my frustrations, and I did feel better after writing it.
What It's Like Working At Ulta During A Pandemic
I had always wanted to work at Ulta Beauty, what beauty lover wouldn’t? I didn’t get the chance to work there until they reopened after temporarily closing due to Covid-19. I had just lost a job and was looking for another when I saw that Ulta was hiring. I had always wanted to work for Ulta, but I had heard things about them that made me think I wouldn’t make the cut. I l was a makeup enthusiast, not a makeup artist, so I didn’t expect them to call me for an interview.
What It's Actually Like To Be Poor
Being poor is a struggle that millions of people face. Despite the number of people who are living in poverty, their struggles don’t seem to be common knowledge. So, what is it like to be poor? Keep reading to find out.
The Eight Types Of Anti-Maskers You'll Meet
Whatever your stance on masks, it’s likely that if you work with the public, you know the pain that comes with asking someone to wear a mask. Most of the people you ask are willing to wear one, but every so often you come across someone who refuses. Usually, the person who refuses will give you an excuse for doing so. These excuses range from believable to laughable, and a small portion of them are just plain rude. Here are the top excuses I’ve heard people say when being asked to wear a mask.
A Very Karen Christmas
All I wanted for Christmas was a second term for Donald Trump, but Santa couldn’t even bring me that. I tried to drown my sorrows in cheap red wine and Hallmark movies, but I couldn’t even do that since they’d made a gay Hallmark movie. It wasn’t that I was against gay people, I just didn’t like seeing them in my entertainment. I frowned as I wondered how my Christmas had turned out so badly.
Karen's Black Friday
I had never really been someone who enjoyed Black Friday shopping. The lines were always too long and there was always something I needed to speak to the manager about. Things were different now that I had been fucking the managers, but I had to admit that the T.J. Maxx manager was disappointing. Sure, he was better than Ray, but not by much. I guess not all managers were amazing in the sack, and he was like cold two-day old pizza. He worked when I was ‘hungry and desperate’ but I’d rather have steak.
Karen Goes Bargain Hunting
“No,” I screamed, staring at the tv in disbelief. “How can this be?” I asked Ray. His face reddened when he realized what was happening. The Don lost; our president would be leaving office. Ray never cried (he was much too manly for that), but when I noticed that there were tears streaming down his face. “How could this have happened?” he wailed. My husband was a broken man. I hated seeing him like that, but I didn’t feel much better myself.
Karen Goes Shopping
“Honey, wake up, it’s erection day!” Ray yelled as he shook my shoulders. Clearly, he’d been taking his Viagra again. I opened my eyes, greeted by his unimpressive boner that was barely hidden beneath a pair of Trump 2020 boxers. I loved my husband, and I wanted to be supportive, but I couldn’t help wondering what it would be like to wake to the Starbucks manager. “You must want a quickie before we go vote for The Don?” I asked.