Musing Around
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Articles authored here exhibit Satirical Editorial Prowess- unfiltered. You may find them thought-provoking, offensive, or slightly arousing. Side effects: Riveting debate and a heightened sense of humor.
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America Is On Mute
America has long celebrated being synonymous with the word Freedom. Freedom has given the American people a bold and sometimes arrogant swagger. Freedom is loud. America is the global television that other countries dial into to watch intently as our compelling story unfolds.
By Musing Around3 years ago in The Swamp
Ramblings of a Sci-Fi Conspiracy Theorist
The definition of unprecedented is ‘things that have never been done or known before.’Unprecedented is the single most used word to describe all of the events that occurred throughout 2020. As the ball dropped, the world sighed in relief and set its sights on 2021, and the internet resumed its tally of the top 20s of 2020. I’m not so sure 2021 won’t unleash events that will require another word: annihilation.
By Musing Around3 years ago in Futurism
Close Out 2020 By Pardoning Joe Exotic?
In March of 2020, COVID had pierced the earth with its claws. The world was in chaos, the conspiracy theories soared high, mixed messages spewed like word vomit from the TV, and for the first time in a long time, America lost herself in madness. Helpless against the storm brewing outside, 64 million people immersed themselves in Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, reveling in the distraction from the COVID chaos.
By Musing Around3 years ago in The Swamp
Create A Ritual To Kick 2020 In The Arse On The Way Out
At the end of every year, we turn our heads looking backward at what was accomplished (or not) and forward with the optimism of what is to come. As we straddle the crosswalk of 2020 and 2021, we immerse ourselves in motivational pep talks that inspire the new journey we are about to take. But this year is different, isn’t it?
By Musing Around3 years ago in Humans
How Not To Be A Nob Decorating Your Bathroom
Sneak Peak! Chapter 1 of our book Chapter 1 - Carpeted Bathrooms: But Why The Rugs, Though? The average person spends 92 days of their life on the porcelain throne. That doesn’t even take into account the amount of time that is spent primping ourselves up for work or a date or to seek sanctuary from the family at Thanksgiving dinner.
By Musing Around3 years ago in Lifehack
Love & Silicone: Journey From Sex Doll To Companion
Blow-up sex dolls have been a staple in bachelor parties, comedy skits, and practical jokes for as long as I can remember. Sex dolls have come a long way from the wrong end of a bad joke - they have been exalted to life partner status. When exactly did that happen? My curiosity on the evolution of sex doll marital status peaked when I read that several, not one unbalanced man, but several men have taken sex dolls as wives. Wait, what?
By Musing Around3 years ago in Filthy
The 7 Most Disturbing, Macabre Virtual & OnlineTours: East Coast
The holidays bring the best and worst out of all of us. The internet is saturated with good tidings and listicles of the best Christmas movies to warm hearts and spread belief in miracles. The brightly colored presents placed under decorated trees silence the echoes of untold horrors experienced at the mall or online while selling your soul to acquire an overpriced PS5 from a scalper. Er, that’s what I hear anyway.
By Musing Around3 years ago in Horror
Virtually Dating: The Evolution of Digital Dating
The world has extended beyond the six square blocks that we kicked around back in 1980-something. There was a time, between the age of Pac Man and the Nintendo Zelda craze, that we found our friends’ location by riding around the neighborhood and counting how many bikes were stacked outside a house.
By Musing Around3 years ago in Humans
The Top 12 Movies That Could Be Our Post-COVID Reality & Why
Do you know those guessing games where you visualize your goals and see yourself 5 years in the future? Where you will be, what you will be accomplishing in your career, who you will be married to (or divorced from)? My money is on the fact that you guessed wrong. No one saw COVID coming, or did they?
By Musing Around3 years ago in Geeks
The Interesting & Bizarre World Of Sex Toys: From Top To Bottom
Sex toys are of paramount importance in self-care and essential tools in rejuvenating desire and exploration in long-term relationships. Let’s be real; sex toys are just fun. You can’t say the words without smiling. As a public service in my self-proclaimed capacity as a sex toy advocate and enthusiast, this article will provide a brief tour through:
By Musing Around3 years ago in Filthy
Coronavirus-What do we really know?
Little has changed since the plague when it comes to containment of a virus or epidemic. Test, quarantine, burn, public hysteria that correlates to violence and less than human acts and burn it, burn everything. The world has not seen an epidemic so widely scattered with such a high population effected for quite some time. It is easy to instill fear and with social media, information is fed in waves crashing in both the factual and fiction shores. So much information, that it took me an entire day to wade through just a glimpse of what is out there in order to form some kind of opinion. The information highway allow so much traffic, that it is easy to take a wrong turn and get lost.
By Musing Around4 years ago in The Swamp