Articles authored here exhibit Satirical Editorial Prowess- unfiltered. You may find them thought-provoking, offensive, or slightly arousing. Side effects: Riveting debate and a heightened sense of humor.
Create A Ritual To Kick 2020 In The Arse On The Way Out
At the end of every year, we turn our heads looking backward at what was accomplished (or not) and forward with the optimism of what is to come. As we straddle the crosswalk of 2020 and 2021, we immerse ourselves in motivational pep talks that inspire the new journey we are about to take. But this year is different, isn’t it?
How Not To Be A Nob Decorating Your Bathroom
Sneak Peak! Chapter 1 of our book Chapter 1 - Carpeted Bathrooms: But Why The Rugs, Though? The average person spends 92 days of their life on the porcelain throne. That doesn’t even take into account the amount of time that is spent primping ourselves up for work or a date or to seek sanctuary from the family at Thanksgiving dinner.
A Warning Label Rant: Crazy Lawsuits
WARNING! The following is a rant that some may find either deeply offensive, mildly amusing, or maybe even slightly arousing...or irritating...or sickening…’ insert any adjective or feeling that you caught here.’
Love & Silicone: Journey From Sex Doll To Companion
Blow-up sex dolls have been a staple in bachelor parties, comedy skits, and practical jokes for as long as I can remember. Sex dolls have come a long way from the wrong end of a bad joke - they have been exalted to life partner status. When exactly did that happen? My curiosity on the evolution of sex doll marital status peaked when I read that several, not one unbalanced man, but several men have taken sex dolls as wives. Wait, what?
The 7 Most Disturbing, Macabre Virtual & OnlineTours: East Coast
The holidays bring the best and worst out of all of us. The internet is saturated with good tidings and listicles of the best Christmas movies to warm hearts and spread belief in miracles. The brightly colored presents placed under decorated trees silence the echoes of untold horrors experienced at the mall or online while selling your soul to acquire an overpriced PS5 from a scalper. Er, that’s what I hear anyway.
Virtually Dating: The Evolution of Digital Dating
The world has extended beyond the six square blocks that we kicked around back in 1980-something. There was a time, between the age of Pac Man and the Nintendo Zelda craze, that we found our friends’ location by riding around the neighborhood and counting how many bikes were stacked outside a house.
The Top 12 Movies That Could Be Our Post-COVID Reality & Why
Do you know those guessing games where you visualize your goals and see yourself 5 years in the future? Where you will be, what you will be accomplishing in your career, who you will be married to (or divorced from)? My money is on the fact that you guessed wrong. No one saw COVID coming, or did they?
The Interesting & Bizarre World Of Sex Toys: From Top To Bottom
Sex toys are of paramount importance in self-care and essential tools in rejuvenating desire and exploration in long-term relationships. Let’s be real; sex toys are just fun. You can’t say the words without smiling. As a public service in my self-proclaimed capacity as a sex toy advocate and enthusiast, this article will provide a brief tour through: