Articles authored here exhibit Satirical Editorial Prowess- unfiltered. You may find them thought-provoking, offensive, or slightly arousing. Side effects: Riveting debate and a heightened sense of humor.
Top 3 Ways To Become Immortal & Other Cool Stuff You Can Do With A Dead Body
When my son was 9-years-old, I found him standing in front of our fireplace staring up at our beloved dog’s urn and pondering over the profound questions of life and death, or so I thought. As my middle child, he was analytical and advanced in his mental age with a dark, sharp blade of a mind.
Marriage Rules of Engagement: Some Can Play More Than Others
Like most young girls, I went through my Prince Charming phase. I dreamed of the day some handsome, dream-worthy specimen would swoop in and carry me away for a royal wedding, and I would rule my kingdom. Fair but just (eye twinkle).
Digital Card Collections, Movie Libraries & Music
We have seen a surge in digital culture over the last few decades. The birth of the internet has redefined the rules of engagement to a love/hate relationship in our interactions with technology. I say interactions because, let’s be real, we hold full conversations (and arguments) with our technology (looking at you, Alexa). The advance of technology is simultaneous with the extinguishment of archaic (once revered) products and services.
Miss The Maiden Titanic Voyage? Test Fate In 2022 On The Replica
The Titanic sank in April of 1912. Titanic has an infamous history of grandeur, luxury, colossal size, and dimwits that equipped her with one-third of the lifeboats needed to hold the souls on board.
Top 9 Signs Americans Are In A Narcissistic Relationship With Their Government
Narcissistic relationships are described as toxic. Experts advise to flee rather than endure the relationship because Narcissists are notorious for not being able to change, and are diagnosed as ‘treatable’ but incurable.
America Is On Mute
America has long celebrated being synonymous with the word Freedom. Freedom has given the American people a bold and sometimes arrogant swagger. Freedom is loud. America is the global television that other countries dial into to watch intently as our compelling story unfolds.
Ramblings of a Sci-Fi Conspiracy Theorist
The definition of unprecedented is ‘things that have never been done or known before.’Unprecedented is the single most used word to describe all of the events that occurred throughout 2020. As the ball dropped, the world sighed in relief and set its sights on 2021, and the internet resumed its tally of the top 20s of 2020. I’m not so sure 2021 won’t unleash events that will require another word: annihilation.
Close Out 2020 By Pardoning Joe Exotic?
In March of 2020, COVID had pierced the earth with its claws. The world was in chaos, the conspiracy theories soared high, mixed messages spewed like word vomit from the TV, and for the first time in a long time, America lost herself in madness. Helpless against the storm brewing outside, 64 million people immersed themselves in Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, reveling in the distraction from the COVID chaos.