The bottle of Vitamin Water.
Probably going to catch a lot of flack for this one.
I'm gonna do what I can to explain how much I love you, it may take a while, it may be a little confusing, but I want you to know this. I NEED you to know this. You're IMPOSSIBLE, I can't figure out why you smile, but I won't stop finding new ways to make it happen, I don't know what you're thinking, but that won't stop me from asking you every chance I get. I don't know what you do every day but I will always ask you at the end of it how it was. You're my reason to wake up, only to see my dreams come to life. When we talk it's not of deep thoughts or emotions but soon enough it will be, I'll get to ask you these sort of things and 'til then I'm happy with the small talk, the awkward Hellos and the awful jokes that you're too nice to tell me to stop. I don't find bits and pieces of you I like, there is nothing that can stop me from liking every last bit of you, whether it be physical or spiritual, mental or emotional. I don't know what makes you laugh, but I won't be swayed... I want to be your comedian, I want to be your therapist. I wanna be the pillow you fall sleep on and the first good morning that you hear.
Living with my Girlfriend across the town from where my first Zombie Plan was... planned, leaves me having to find another plan for what I would do, were there any Walking Dead around.
Now I know zombies don't exist, only in nature (The Last of Us could happen, who knows?), but ever since I knew what zombies were, I knew I had to prepare for them.