Malcolm Hardy

Joined November 2017

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Film fan. Bartender.

Bad film reviewer; A reviewer of bad films? Or a film reviewer who is bad at it? You decide.

Bad bartender at Groovy Spoons.

Follow me on Twitter: @MrMalcolmHardy

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Top 9 TV Shows to Watch When You're High
Stuck looking for something to watch when you're high? I've compiled a list of nine TV shows that range from the hilarious to the astonishing, to suit whatever mood you're in.
By Malcolm Hardy5 years ago in Potent
Tales from Groovy Spoons 5: 'Goodbye Groovy Spoons'
Hello, and here we are again. The time has come for me to leave Groovy Spoons, my circumstances have changed and I must return to my homeland.
By Malcolm Hardy5 years ago in Proof
'Daddy's Home 2': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I haven't seen Daddy's Home, but I thought it would be a good idea to pay cold hard cash to watch Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell argue for 100 minutes.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Geeks
Tales from Groovy Spoons 4: 'Interesting Interactions'
Ay up. Malcolm 'ere. Your man on the inside. Ready to dish the dirt on my place o' work. If by any chance you're confused then you can check out my other articles here: part one, part two, and part three.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Proof
'Murder on the Orient Express': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I booked a first class ticket on the Orient Express, and I'm jealous of the murder victim because they didn't have to sit through the whole boring journey.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Geeks
Tales from Groovy Spoons 3: 'Occupational Hazards'
Hello again. I hope you are well. This is this my third testimony on the weirdness of my workplace. You can find part 1 here.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Proof
An Interview with the Tallest Man in Aldershot
Ryan Colleran is a young filmmaker from West Yorkshire. He is currently studying Film Production at the University for the Creative Arts in Farnham. I have known him for many years, and he agreed to sit down with me and talk about his latest film, The Tallest Man in Aldershot.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Geeks
Tales from Groovy Spoons 2: 'Insecurities'
Greetings once again. It is I, Malcolm. I'm here to tell you even more stories from Groovy Spoons. You can find my original article here.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Proof
'Jigsaw': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I've only seen Saw, Saw II, and Saw III, but I thought it would be a good idea to go watch this one, the eighth in the franchise.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Geeks
'Geostorm': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I paid actual money to see this. So, here is a less-than-comprehensive review about the film, including some blatantly untrue facts.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Geeks
Tales from Groovy Spoons
Hello. I'm here today to tell you a story. Not a fantasy epic, or a chilling thriller, but a simple story of how a nice northern man got way out of his depth in a completely abnormal club/pub.
By Malcolm Hardy6 years ago in Proof

Malcolm Hardy

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Top 9 TV Shows to Watch When You're High

Tales from Groovy Spoons 5: 'Goodbye Groovy Spoons'

'Daddy's Home 2': An Incomprehensive Film Review

Tales from Groovy Spoons 4: 'Interesting Interactions'

'Murder on the Orient Express': An Incomprehensive Film Review

Tales from Groovy Spoons 3: 'Occupational Hazards'

An Interview with the Tallest Man in Aldershot

Tales from Groovy Spoons 2: 'Insecurities'

'Jigsaw': An Incomprehensive Film Review

'Geostorm': An Incomprehensive Film Review

Tales from Groovy Spoons

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