Film fan. Bartender.
Bad film reviewer; A reviewer of bad films? Or a film reviewer who is bad at it? You decide.
Bad bartender at Groovy Spoons.
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Top 9 TV Shows to Watch When You're High
Stuck looking for something to watch when you're high? I've compiled a list of nine TV shows that range from the hilarious to the astonishing, to suit whatever mood you're in.
Tales from Groovy Spoons 5: 'Goodbye Groovy Spoons'
Hello, and here we are again. The time has come for me to leave Groovy Spoons, my circumstances have changed and I must return to my homeland.
'Daddy's Home 2': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I haven't seen Daddy's Home, but I thought it would be a good idea to pay cold hard cash to watch Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell argue for 100 minutes.
Tales from Groovy Spoons 4: 'Interesting Interactions'
Ay up. Malcolm 'ere. Your man on the inside. Ready to dish the dirt on my place o' work. If by any chance you're confused then you can check out my other articles here: part one, part two, and part three.
'Murder on the Orient Express': An Incomprehensive Film Review
For some reason, I went to watch this film. I booked a first class ticket on the Orient Express, and I'm jealous of the murder victim because they didn't have to sit through the whole boring journey.
Tales from Groovy Spoons 3: 'Occupational Hazards'
Hello again. I hope you are well. This is this my third testimony on the weirdness of my workplace. You can find part 1 here.
An Interview with the Tallest Man in Aldershot
Ryan Colleran is a young filmmaker from West Yorkshire. He is currently studying Film Production at the University for the Creative Arts in Farnham. I have known him for many years, and he agreed to sit down with me and talk about his latest film, The Tallest Man in Aldershot.
Tales from Groovy Spoons 2: 'Insecurities'
Greetings once again. It is I, Malcolm. I'm here to tell you even more stories from Groovy Spoons. You can find my original article here.