Mae McCreery
Bio
I’m a 29 year old female that is going through a quarter life crisis. When my dream of Journalism was killed, I thought I was over writing forever. Turns out, I still have a lot to say.
Stories (166/0)
My First Time
Every one likes to think back on their first time fondly, but honestly I just wanted to get it over with. Sex isn't something my family was ever comfortable talking about. My grandmother used to throw herself over every romance novel I caught her reading just in case I caught a glimpse of a sex scene. My mother would launch herself in front of the tv if a sex scene came on, right up until I was 16.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Confessions
Gimme Gimme GImme A Man After Midnight
Okay, online dating sometimes has perks, really good perks. If you’ve been following my other articles about my adventures in online dating, you already know that I’ve been having some trouble on that forefront. It’s been about four months since I’ve been doing this and honestly it has not been going well. It’s given me some great comedic material to work with though but not much else.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Filthy
Online: Dating and Sex
Are you searching for love or a one night stand? I don't judge, lord knows I've caught some fine ass on Tinder and thought 'I'd take a chance on that ass'. You know ladies, you come across a man that looks like he could pop your back like a glow stick AND make you walk bow-legged for a week. And then you think to yourself 'I think I'd risk my life for a chance that he'd blow my back out'.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Filthy
They're Not A Villain
They're not a villain, they're not misunderstood, but they're just walking the line between good and evil. First of all, I'm sorry for making this a series but I'm about to go see Cruella and I know I'm gonna have things to say after that. But lately there's been so many movies in Hollywood about villains specifically, and some of them are okay but some of them are just.....I can't behind them. So, you don't have to read these in order but I'm gonna publish them tagged with this series.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Geeks
Women Wanna Heist Too
Women want to commit crimes too, and no we don't need a man to convince us to do it. I was listening to Dane Cook the other day at work, and on one track his 'Heist/Monkey' bit came up. He talks about how one girl says that all men want is sex, and he says nay. Men also want to be art of a heist and have a pet monkey.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Humans
Army of the Dead
What happened to the good old fashioned zombies? Eat brains, psychological intrigue about the human right of life versus the basic human instinct to do anything to survive include condemning others to murder, and an unhappy ending filled with death?
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Geeks
The Eggplant Picture
If you send a picture of your Johnson to someone without them asking for it, your a visual terrorist. Period. I've been online dating for a couple months now, and I must say that the amount of men willing to send a picture of their tallywhacker without consent is absolutely abominable.
By Mae McCreery3 years ago in Confessions