Mae McCreery
Bio
I’m a 29 year old female that is going through a quarter life crisis. When my dream of Journalism was killed, I thought I was over writing forever. Turns out, I still have a lot to say.
Stories (166/0)
How to Cast a Love Spell
How to cast a spell to never fall in love; it might actually work. When I was 8 years old, my family rented Practical Magic and I loved it. My great grandparents lived on 15 acres in the countryside and my Nana would often cure mild ailments like fevers and little infections with herbs from her garden and tips her own mother and grandmother gave to her. My grandma would call her a witch and mock the 'witchcraft' Nana would show me.
By Mae McCreery2 years ago in Confessions
Heartthrobs of the 90s
It's only 13 days into 2022, and I think we can take some time to reminisce about the past. Ah, the 90's. The decade we Millennials love to live in for a bit because let's be honest, we miss it. God knows I miss aspects of it. You know what I miss the most?
By Mae McCreery2 years ago in Humans
- Top Story - January 2022
America isn't Great
Why is America the greatest country in the world? Will McAvoy It's NOT the greatest country in the world. Fine. [to the liberal panelist] Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paychecks, but he [gesturing to the conservative panelist] gets to hit you with it anytime he wants. It doesn't cost money, it costs votes. It costs airtime and column inches. You know why people don't like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so GODDAM ALWAYS!
By Mae McCreery2 years ago in Humans
10 Reasons Why Captain Marvel is the Only Captain That Matters
Captain Marvel is better than Captain America and most of the other Avengers; welcome to my TEDtalk. Like most people, I assume you want to fight my opinion. Maybe you think Captain Marvel isn't powerful. Maybe you hate Brie Larson. Maybe you're pissy because she's a female character.
By Mae McCreery2 years ago in Geeks
Camping? Ew.
Why would I voluntarily live like a dog? Okay, so I don’t like hiking or camping. I have a debilitating fear of snakes, I had a very terrifying experience as a child on my great grandparents farm and I have anxiety attacks if there’s one in my immediate vicinity. Have you ever been surprised by a rattlesnake snap at you while you're behind a sliding glass door? The snake snaps as you fall backwards onto your grandmas hideous linoleum floor, while the snake waivers its head at you, watching you while the venom from its strike to the glass drips down like yellow syrup.
By Mae McCreery2 years ago in Confessions