Married Midwesterner who loves reading, writing, and cats.
Part-time daydreamer, full-time nerd.
Dancing dandelions, drowsy dreams, Delicate dewdrops, dawn's dazzling deeds. Dappled deer darting, dainty, deft, Deep down dales, deserted, divest.
By M Dannenfelser6 months ago in Poets
Serenading starlings swiftly soar, Sapphire skies share silent stories, Sinking suns signal solemn soirees, Swaying shadows scatter, softly smothered.
I tried to hold it in; gut inflamed My pants became tight, filled with shame The ice cream I'd braved But alas, I couldn't be saved For my lactose intolerance was to blame!
I tried to catch my breath, but in vain As I ran to the toilet in pain The pizza I craved As I realized I was gluten enslaved
Two lovers, with passion ignited, Eagerly planned, so excited, But as hands intertwined, A surprise they would find, A cat in the bed, uninvited!
A timid young couple, so smitten, Together they planned, quite well-fitted, But their first time, alas, In the dark, with a gasp, They found socks were both still unbidden!
I took a bite of pizza so fine And thought it would be forever mine But then came the twist It didn't exist I woke up, it was all in my mind!
A fellow once dined on a slice, Of pizza, he thought it quite nice, But a sly twist of fate, Changed the course of his plate, 'Twas pineapple topping, his vice!
A young fellow named Jack was quite keen, To sell off his cow for a bean. He climbed the stalk high, A giant he'd spy, And now he's a hero, unforeseen!
On St. Patrick's Day, tales unfold, Of saints and serpents, the legends retold, But beyond myths, it's clear, The message we hold dear,
By M Dannenfelser7 months ago in Poets
In Ireland, where shamrocks did sway, A shepherd made history, they say, He drove out the snakes, Through courage it takes, So we toast to his feat on this day!
An adorable panda, so sweet, With a penchant for bamboo to eat, It tumbles and cuddles, In fluffy bear huddles, As their habitat faces retreat.
