Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
In Regards To My Recent GoFundMe Campaign To Build A Sex Room In My Garage
Dear (so-called) friends and family on my various social media networks, I wasn’t going to write this letter but after some consideration felt that it had to be said. After all, here I am, trying my best to get through these challenging times, and what am I faced with? Criticism and mocking.
Looking at Food Blogs Like They Are Late-Night Porn
My fast starts at 5:30 PM every night. I’ve learned that I cannot apply fasting to the usual slapdash schedule that I live by in everyday life. I have to be rigid because everything will fall apart if I do not keep to the program.
There is a Ticking Coming From Inside My Body
Dear You, There is a ticking clock inside of you, even though you may not hear it yet. Now, the steady beating of time is dull and inconsequential. You are too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, as Mom would say, to feel the weight of this invisible timer.
Mom’s Law: Growing a Mother-Daughter Bond in a Countryside Garden Patch
This green thumb knack didn’t appear once I became a responsible adult. It wasn’t one of those items we check off our list once buying a house and resolving to wear age-appropriate clothing when going to the grocery store. I didn’t wake up one day and think, “Hey, you know what would make me feel more like an adult today?” Then proceed to build a couple of garden beds and get on with it.
Reports of My Divorce Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Six months ago, if I were to guess what horrible aspects of teenage life could come back to haunt me in my 30’s, having a nasty rumour spread about me would have been the last thing on that list.