Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
Still Balls Deep In Love
Sometimes I worry that over the last 12 years, mine and my husband’s relationship has shifted in some detrimental way. Ten years ago, when we were twenty-somethings, with two young babes, we had so much hope pushing us forward.
You Are a Snowball
You are a snowball. Rolling downhill with unstoppable force. With each revolution, you grow and grow and grow. Everything that touches you sticks like glue upon an increasingly frozen surface.
Mentally Preparing For My Parent-Teacher Interview on Zoom
My dad used to be the kind of parent that would have to have a stiff rum and coke before attending any school function. I think that it was an undiagnosed social anxiety thing. You know, back before anyone cared about mental health and how it affects our lives on a profound level.
The Green Men
Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick. The watch, with the cracked face and broken minute hand, has finally stopped. Tock knows that some real shit is about to go down, and he's bowed out early. I don't blame him. The sound of boot heels overhead calls the tiny hairs on my body to stand at attention. The smell of acrid soil stuffs my nostrils as I recall the carefulness with which we moved down the cellar stairs. I know all too well what a sprained ankle might mean in the new world order. All the while, knowing my 13-year-old is still out there. Maybe he's already dead.
Marabel Sexpot and the Bathwater Blues
The thing you have to know about me is that I was born under a shooting star. Well, not literally. I was born at the Red Vines regional hospital, but the cool thing about that is the time. It was 12:34 PM. 1-2-3-4, now if that doesn’t mean good fortune, I don’t know what does.
Official Birth-Watcher Seeks Consenting Pregnant Women
Hello, preggos! Firstly, a great big thank you for reading this ad in its entirety. Most of the feedback I've gotten so far has been, well, negative at best.
Three Reasons Why Food Is on the Top of My Resolution List This Year
In truth, I'm not a big resolution gal. I'm more of a, how can I marginally improve my life by making small and subtle positive changes in this new year, kind of person. This strategy has worked out pretty well so far in my 35 years of life because it allows me to think about the future without burdening myself with a lot of high-pressure goals that I know, in my heart, I won't complete.
Boobs On The Web - A Content Creator's Worst Nightmare
At this point, I'm not sure where the fault lies regarding the incident. Perhaps, like many have stated, especially the client who shall remain nameless, I must bear most of the responsibility. Because, at the core of the thing, it was, in fact, my boobies that were revealed across a plethora of social media networks.