Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
I’m Decorating My Christmas Tree, and I Need You To Shut Up About It
Usually, I am the sort of person who waits until December 15th to decorate for Christmas. I hate having decorations up too long because my house begins to feel super cluttered and makes me claustrophobic. The same kind of claustrophobia that happens when you enter someone’s house and the smell of animals immediately stuffs your nostrils, and you have to do everything in your power not to start gagging.
Dogs Hump & Large Heads Get Stuck in Snow Tunnels
Growing up on an acreage in Central Alberta, my brother Dustin and I spent many a winters’ day constructing makeshift snow forts from freshly fallen snow.
Nine Small but Meaningful Alternatives to Date Night
In the past ten years, my husband and I haven’t been on nearly as many “date nights” as popular culture might say we should have. Between shift work, raising kids, owning a small business and all of the other life stuff, it seems that finding the time and extra funds to treat ourselves to a romantic evening on the town seems to be less and less in the cards.
An A-Z List of Wisdom to Slay the Incompetency Within You!
Always listen to celebrities about hair care. Have you seen famous people’s hair? So shiny, so lustrous. There is no way you can go wrong with that $300 hair straightening kit if it makes your locks look even half as beautiful as one of the famous Jenn’s out there.
So You Saw a Ghost Last Night, and Now You’re Afraid of Everything
Maybe it was the way the ominous shadowed figure stood over your bed at exactly 11:34 p.m. Or, perhaps, the innate fear took hold when you began screaming at the top of your lungs, and the dog ran into your room whimpering and trying to ward off the ethereal spirit with her incessant barking.
Space Faith Chapter 3
The SLIP-suit is draw-technology. It drapes over the top of my head—this is why we must all wax our entire bodies hairless—the micro-suction cups work at their optimum proficiency without hair follicles to contend with. Some clients like the bald look. For the rest, we have FigWigs.
In Defence of Liking Your Own Facebook Status
Show Confidence! There aren’t much bolder actions than throwing caution to the wind and telling the world that you support this status that you’ve written from the deep brilliance of your brain.
Missed Connection: Defecation on the Corner of 5th & 13th
I saw you on the morning of April 19th, a Sunday. You were wearing a light green jogging outfit and had a large German Shepherd with you. That’s at least what caught my attention at first. Your dog is beautiful. Is it a purebred or mixed breed? I guess that’s beside the point. I was the guy across the street, wearing a black rain slicker and the dark grey fedora — it was my father’s hat, from the 1960s, not one of those cheap knock offs you see so often these days.