Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Vocal Mascot Has an Exciting Tale To Tell You!
I have two different categories of writing here on Vocal. I am (sort of) famous for both. One is when I speak candidly about extremely personal TMI moments in the ongoing saga, which is my awkward existence. Those posts always do well—little-known fact: people love hearing about your insane life stuff.
Heart If You’re Horny (For Reading)
Okay, so the word horny gets a lot of guff. Maybe it hits the ear wrong and makes us grit our teeth a little. Perhaps its connotation with kinky hardcore porn-star sex has something to do with it.
Looking at Food Blogs Like They Are Late-Night Porn
My fast starts at 5:30 PM every night. I’ve learned that I cannot apply fasting to the usual slapdash schedule that I live by in everyday life. I have to be rigid because everything will fall apart if I do not keep to the program.
A Spotify Playlist For When You Realize You Can’t Outrun Your Embarrassing Existence
You'd think with the type of content I’ve become a pro at sharing with the world, I’d be impervious to embarrassment. I write stories about mistakingly making it sound like I’m having an incestuous relationship with my brother. I write brazenly about my erotica phase and how I get super turned on by the idea of sexually liberated aliens. I talk endlessly about masturbating in weird places—so many ticklin’ the tortious jokes, they aren’t even funny anymore.
That One Time The Queen of Cringe Created a New World Order
Dearest diary, It is with great regret that I write this entry here today. I am deeply ashamed and simultaneously delighted with the series of events that I may or may not have brought upon this world. Because, of course, I can’t be blamed for everything. That would be unfair to place myself on such a lofty pedestal—delusions of grandeur have never been my strong suit after all.
Six Undeniable Reasons Why I’m a Very Lucky Woman
Sometimes in the early mornings, I like to sit in my backyard and think about this weird life I’ve crafted for myself. I say weird because it’s weird AF, you guys. It’s weird because I don’t know how I received the treasures that I’ve come to love so dearly.
Help! Porn Pirates Have Invaded My Email
The jarring ping of my email notification reminds me that I now have yet another porno subscription awaiting me in my inbox. You guys, there are SO MANY porn subscriptions in my inbox right now!
There is an Intimacy in Reading Your Fellow Creator’s Work
I’ve been telling a lot of strangers on the internet that I love them lately. It’s becoming a problem. I’ll mean to say, “I love your article,” but my heart gets moving faster than my brain and fingers, and instead, I will type, “I love you so much!”