Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Vocal Mascot Has an Exciting Tale To Tell You!
I have two different categories of writing here on Vocal. I am (sort of) famous for both. One is when I speak candidly about extremely personal TMI moments in the ongoing saga, which is my awkward existence. Those posts always do well—little-known fact: people love hearing about your insane life stuff.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished a day ago in JournalHeart If You’re Horny (For Reading)
Okay, so the word horny gets a lot of guff. Maybe it hits the ear wrong and makes us grit our teeth a little. Perhaps its connotation with kinky hardcore porn-star sex has something to do with it.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 3 days ago in JournalLooking at Food Blogs Like They Are Late-Night Porn
My fast starts at 5:30 PM every night. I’ve learned that I cannot apply fasting to the usual slapdash schedule that I live by in everyday life. I have to be rigid because everything will fall apart if I do not keep to the program.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 3 days ago in FeastA Spotify Playlist For When You Realize You Can’t Outrun Your Embarrassing Existence
You'd think with the type of content I’ve become a pro at sharing with the world, I’d be impervious to embarrassment. I write stories about mistakingly making it sound like I’m having an incestuous relationship with my brother. I write brazenly about my erotica phase and how I get super turned on by the idea of sexually liberated aliens. I talk endlessly about masturbating in weird places—so many ticklin’ the tortious jokes, they aren’t even funny anymore.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 3 days ago in ConfessionsThat One Time The Queen of Cringe Created a New World Order
Dearest diary, It is with great regret that I write this entry here today. I am deeply ashamed and simultaneously delighted with the series of events that I may or may not have brought upon this world. Because, of course, I can’t be blamed for everything. That would be unfair to place myself on such a lofty pedestal—delusions of grandeur have never been my strong suit after all.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 4 days ago in FictionSix Undeniable Reasons Why I’m a Very Lucky Woman
Sometimes in the early mornings, I like to sit in my backyard and think about this weird life I’ve crafted for myself. I say weird because it’s weird AF, you guys. It’s weird because I don’t know how I received the treasures that I’ve come to love so dearly.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 5 days ago in HumansHelp! Porn Pirates Have Invaded My Email
The jarring ping of my email notification reminds me that I now have yet another porno subscription awaiting me in my inbox. You guys, there are SO MANY porn subscriptions in my inbox right now!
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 5 days ago in ConfessionsThere is an Intimacy in Reading Your Fellow Creator’s Work
I’ve been telling a lot of strangers on the internet that I love them lately. It’s becoming a problem. I’ll mean to say, “I love your article,” but my heart gets moving faster than my brain and fingers, and instead, I will type, “I love you so much!”
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 9 days ago in Confessions
