Lindsay Rae Brown
Lindsay Brown is a freelance writer who loves to give people a chuckle with relatable stories about everyday life.
The Sidewalk People
The midnight air nipped at Beth’s skin. It was telling her to go back to her hotel room, go back to the quiet safety of a warm bath and complimentary slippers. As the evening drew to a close, the city sidewalk was packed tight with bodies and clouds of cigarette smoke. Voices merrily quarrelled in a drunken stupor as methodical bass reverberated steadily from the club behind a red velvet rope.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 2 days ago in Fiction
The Benefits of Writing "Off-Brand"
This always happens. I write an article that gets a bit of attention, and then I think that this is the only type of piece I can ever write again in my life.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 2 days ago in JournalLindsay's Love Letters
I don’t get bright ideas very often. The lightbulb in my brain is on a constant dimmed setting for more of a mellow mood ambiance.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 4 days ago in JournalYour Friendly Neighbourhood Vocal Mascot Has an Exciting Tale To Tell You!
I have two different categories of writing here on Vocal. I am (sort of) famous for both. One is when I speak candidly about extremely personal TMI moments in the ongoing saga, which is my awkward existence. Those posts always do well—little-known fact: people love hearing about your insane life stuff.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 5 days ago in JournalHeart If You’re Horny (For Reading)
Okay, so the word horny gets a lot of guff. Maybe it hits the ear wrong and makes us grit our teeth a little. Perhaps its connotation with kinky hardcore porn-star sex has something to do with it.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 7 days ago in JournalLooking at Food Blogs Like They Are Late-Night Porn
My fast starts at 5:30 PM every night. I’ve learned that I cannot apply fasting to the usual slapdash schedule that I live by in everyday life. I have to be rigid because everything will fall apart if I do not keep to the program.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 7 days ago in FeastA Spotify Playlist For When You Realize You Can’t Outrun Your Embarrassing Existence
You'd think with the type of content I’ve become a pro at sharing with the world, I’d be impervious to embarrassment. I write stories about mistakingly making it sound like I’m having an incestuous relationship with my brother. I write brazenly about my erotica phase and how I get super turned on by the idea of sexually liberated aliens. I talk endlessly about masturbating in weird places—so many ticklin’ the tortious jokes, they aren’t even funny anymore.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 7 days ago in ConfessionsThat One Time The Queen of Cringe Created a New World Order
Dearest diary, It is with great regret that I write this entry here today. I am deeply ashamed and simultaneously delighted with the series of events that I may or may not have brought upon this world. Because, of course, I can’t be blamed for everything. That would be unfair to place myself on such a lofty pedestal—delusions of grandeur have never been my strong suit after all.
Lindsay Rae BrownPublished 8 days ago in Fiction
