All The Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Right Now
I love you, I love you, I love you. This was the ever repeated line my husband and I would spew at one another while away on our mini vacation. It wasn’t being said as a reminder but instead because we were so high from tequila shots and clean mountain air basically every minute of our getaway.
The New Season of Modern Love Just Helped Me Time Travel
There are a lot of things I find myself participating in these days that I never thought I would. Usually, it's the regular life stuff like doing the dinner dishes without complaint and talking to my dog in complete sentences as if she understands what I'm saying.
If You Want a Stronger Relationship Ignore Your Kids
It is 5 a.m., and I am sitting in the rain outside a tiny motel room. This is exactly why I need to quit smoking. Sure the health concerns are troubling, and my wallet definitely takes a financial hit when it comes to buying cigarettes every few days but this locking yourself out of a motel room is totally the pits.
The Hour of Hard Work
5 a.m. is the hour of hard work. You know this as well as I do. Our eyes spring open without an alarm clock waking us because sundials are woven into our very being, telling us that it is time to begin the day.
She Works Hard For The Funny
“So, uh, I just wanted to come clean about something,” I say to Jay, my coworker. We are feeding an enormous rayon tablecloth through the ironing press while the sounds of a large warehouse ring through the background air.
I’m The Wise Old Woman at the Walmart Buying Canning Supplies
Geeze Lousie, am I ever hungover today. I was supposed to be cutting back on my much-beloved lime-flavoured gin beverages, but it’s summer, and I was feeling frisky last night, so I figured a few dinks (okay, I just wrote “dinks” instead of “drinks,” and it was pretty much the best moment of my life.) ahem, DRINKS would be great to accompany that friskiness.
When You Realize That The Crazy Neighbour Lady is You
There are screams coming from outside my house right now. This is strange because things like this don't happen in my neighbourhood. My street is a quiet one. Kids happily bound up and down the sidewalk with a dog at their side and one of those enormous hula hoops you spin with a stick.
The Truth About Why Some Writers Make It and Some Don't
My writing has been a bit sticky lately. You probs aren't going to turn to your spouse after reading this thing and say, "Oh. My. Gawd. Hubert (or whatever your spouse's name is) Lindsay Brown just provided me with exactly the profound insight I needed today to get on with my life."