Legally Tatted
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"Justice delayed, is justice denied" "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Tattooed, Employed and has a Psych degree..Always on the look out for a group of Avengers.
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To The Women who still inspire me today ....
Dear Isabel Pauley... In late 2015 I met you. You were an ADA in the Major Crimes Unit of the Chatham County District attorney's office. My probationer, L.P. was an unmedicated mess (not her fault). It was her mother. For months, her mother would cover up her part in L.'s issues, and her missing daughter. The adult probation office didn't notice that a little 15 year girl was at an adult offenders home. When I found out and called them they didn't care. Terry McMurry then with the Thunderbolt Police department would check on L. P. on his way home, just to make sure she was safe. (Thank You Terry, you helped me save her life. To Sean Clayton the now Chief of Thunderbolt..You getting Chief of Police was something done right. You should be ashamed of Kevin Diagou, I am. You and I worked the N. A. case together until Feb 2016. You don't know but I tried to get him on an EM and Judge Colbert wouldn't. You might remember that N. A,'s brother was killed and N. A. was shot himself. We could have prevented that. I tried. )
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Viva
To the Georgia State Patrol ..
I had never met a Ga State trooper until 7/12/2019. While the Pooler PD was terrorizing me over either a dead car battery or being in need of gas and leaving me in a Starbucks parking lot with my two animals, then taking them away and leaving me in the car for months before they took the car with no legal reason, which they remain in possession of and have been lying about for almost two years I met one.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Criminal
Dating advice for the Dumb..
Here's how it usually goes, you aren't looking for anything and then you find this amazing creature. If she is the kind of woman you want, she is going to be a little oblivous, it's not because of you, her world is probably just so complicated she isn't thinking anyone notices her. She is probably deep in thought about how to fix it all.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Humans
Single guy food for him and his Crew..may it be the guys or the munchkins
So there are few things as annoying as cooking for most guys..add in single dadhood or a demanding job with little time do much than grab and go and we all need a few shortcuts..Not the Nanny, but the Logical Guide to making sure you eat in a crazy world and the kids are fed before the they make a statement like "Daddy didn't feed me" mostly because they want McDonald's and didn't mean to be sending mom off to courthouse with his/her kids say the darndest things but that the ex wife/baby momma was just waiting for such a statement to drag the ex into a legal battle because they want Prada for the 2 yr old. In case anyone is interested I solved child support last year ..How to handle your Ex paralegal edition which is contained in my Vocal articles. This can also be used for the single mom who has an actual asshole of an ex..no ladies I didn't forget about you ..just behave as if you aren't a crack whore on PCP and it is ok.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Feast
Justice Rising Part Three
She hadn't recovered her family Jacob and Ella ...always due to the Ex boyfriend's department. She had the intel though. The serial number for her firearm due to a quick call to home, her furbabies microchip numbers thanks to her vet in Arizona and her favorite vet in Savannah taken from her the week of Mother's Day 2019 by Diamond Newton and R Montgomery . She had the VIN number for her car stolen the week July 10th 2019, by Ofr Fereguson and the hope that that information in the right hands would spark an investigation. She had been investigating it all, her sexual assault, the Federal RICO violation sparked by a dead car battery and callous police forces who let the officers who had had the opportunity to do the right thing for almost two years now victimize the public instead of serving and protecting it. The silence of Police Chief Ashley Brown, the slander by Capt Brogden, telling her to investigate it herself had even gone unanswered even by Steve Scheers, who would rather have a police force full of corrupt cops then to simply even return a call or email and mitigate the liability the cops had single-handly created. Harboring fugitives especially those with badges was a crime. She would make sure everyone paid for crippling her life and destroying the public trust. No police officer in Georgia had listened to her, no lawyer doubted her. Her once friends were the enemies of every man, woman and child and there would be hell to pay.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Criminal
Kid fun with Food and everything Dad is afraid to play with when it's so easy
I have known a million guys with daughters who had no idea what to do with them. Some I dated, some just needed to learn how to spend pretty girl time with their daughters and some just thought because I was a juvenile probation officer and raised a goddaughter alone at 19 for my USAF bestie who ended up a single dad with one phone call, I could answer anything kid related - they weren't wrong..I still have a inner child/geek that used to make me the coolest friend on the planet.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Families
The first rule of Care bear...we always talk about care bear.
In May of 2019 I started developing a conference I dubbed KCCO Baby Quantico Care bear Cartel Army. Carebear never operates in reverse..it was taken from Pay it Forward..We all know the movie with Helen Hunt and Hailey Joel Osment. If not here you go - A struggling single mother, a social studies teacher whose placid life is in perfect order and the student whose class assignment has profound repercussions when, instead of paying it back, the recipient of a kindness must Pay It Forward. The assignment is simple: Look at the world around you and fix what you don't like. #1 It has to be something that really helps people #2 Something they can't do by themselves. #3 Do it for them, and they do it for three other people. These are the first rules of KCCO- Keep Calm and Carebear on (No trademark infringement intended. Doing Business As is Valkyiere's Sanctuary.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Criminal
Justice Rising Part Two
Dedicated to the people who have not made it harder, the people who could do nothing other than spread the word, and be my support system when my friends all turned their backs on me..the Men who remind me they don't agree with the what has been done and believe, and believe in me. The kind words, the not looking at me like I am to be blamed, for looking past the imperfections..to all of you..you are my heart. To the ones who hold the other men who didn't act or do anything right accountable ..thank you.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Humans
To the Men
The last two years has been beyond a disaster.. because I dated one Pooler PD officer for two months. Their department rather than jumpstart a battery left me in my car for months in a Starbucks parking lot. They took my two cats Jacob and Ella, the took my car, evidence in my wrongful termination, proof I was sexually assaulted in November 2018, falsely arrested me and still are telling me they destroyed the car with a court order doesn't exist. Their Lt Randi Linder wouldn't investigate it, their Capt Bogden called me "mentally ill, a drug addict and an alcoholic", "I'll leave you to investigate it yourself", Chief Ashley Brown has reminded completely silent. To protect one officer. My fellow law enforcement officers have done nothing for two years, about the sexual assault- telling me they don't interview sexual assault victims, they don't want the photos of the pictures of when I was sexually assaulted, the hotel receipt anything.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Humans
When Men need a BoxyCharm
There is no question I have pretty girl issues..hair, nails and make up..oh my. That never stopped me from hanging with the guys, law enforcement, military, Fire fighters and FBI. I have always appreciated men's logic. They think clearly and take care of what they love.
By Legally Tattedabout a year ago in Humans
