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My 'Genshin Impact' Main (And Why)
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, the many characters of the videogame 'Genshin Impact', how beautiful and precious they all are. To be quite honest any of the characters I currently have could be my main, that's how unique and awesome each of them and their builds are. But, I cannot stop myself from leaning towards my all-time favorite and main character that I play. I'll give you a quick hint as to who they are: she's a blonde, beautiful, badass who leads a whole nation. Know her yet? You guessed it, she's Barbara..........'s sister, Jean!
Explaining My Tattoo
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, tattoos, you either love them or you hate them it seems. Some spend hundreds covering every inch of their body in the art of their choice. Others never spend a penny and keep their skin crystal clear. Whichever side you may be on, this article is here to explain to the world the meaning of my one and only tattoo (currently).
My Beef With Upcoming 'Pokémon Legends: Arceus'
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, graphics, how they can make or break a videogame. And let one thing be made perfectly clear: they broke 'Pokémon Legends: Arceus' for sure.
The Two 'Genshin Impact' Characters I'm Waiting For
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, 'Genshin Impact', how utterly obsessed I have become with you. For those of you who may not know this massively popular gacha game that has captured the hearts of millions, let me sum it up for you. It is a super creative, super time consuming, super addictive money trap. Currently, it sits as one of the most popular open-world RPG's. You can collect different unique characters and weapons to help your fight in several different nations with their own lore and culture. Now that we have that squared away, let me get to the two upcoming playable characters that I will spend money on if I have to.
The Perks of Working With Kids
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, kiddos, what a joy they are to work with. And I know some of you may be rolling your eyes or laughing when you read that statement but I really mean it! Of course there are parts of the job that aren't the greatest but when weighed against the cons of most other jobs I would take working with kids in a heartbeat. I currently work as a 1:1 aide at a preschool for general education and special needs kiddos and here are a few things I look forward to and appreciate every day.
Ranking the Songs of AJR's 'OK Orchestra'
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, AJR, how quickly they became my all time favorite band. Maybe we can say it's because of all the lyrics about anxiety that resonate with me, or maybe it's just those funky beats behind all their songs. This band already had some critical acclaim before, but this album has surely made their rise to the top propel forward. Who knows what weird noises and voices they will add to their next songs coming up, but we all know that nothing is going to top "metronome." Alright, let's hop into it folks!
B.J. Novak Exposes a Massive Problem With Celebrities
Dear Vocal Readers, Oh, B.J. Novak, have I got a bone to pick with you? That answer quite obviously is yes (something you could probably infer simply off the title of this article). He is just one of the many celebrities who are guilty of stealing from the rest of us 99%, but he is the best example I have of it. For those of you who don't know him, he is best known for his role in the television series "The Office" and he has also done directing and writing. Now this man published a children's book titled The Book With No Pictures and it was a hit. People go to the store shopping for children's novels and they see his name sticking out in blue font on that cover, and if they know him it's that instant thought of "Hey I know that guy! I should get this because he wrote it and I liked him in 'The Office'!" This is where it all goes wrong. It is human nature to see a familiar name and even a celebrity's name and be drawn to whatever it's on. But I believe Novak knew that all too well and leaned on this fact. He made the title all in black, and put his name in blue to draw the eyes to the author's name. Smart man indeed, but seriously messed up for taking advantage of consumers.
I'm Going to Die Today
I'm going to die today. It's obvious that today is my last day on this Earth. I don't just think I'm going to die, I know I'm going to die. It's more than just a gut instinct or some wild hunch taking hold in my mind. He's coming for me and today will be the day he finally catches me. He knows what I've done. He won't be happy. He's called ten times now in the past two days. He knows. But I won't answer his calls, he won't hear the truth from me and he can't stop me. I am the master of my own ship and I won't be controlled any longer.