Jus L'amore
Bio
Sometimes offensive yet mostly sweet. Always honest and often vulgar. I'm a wife, MILF, and everyone's homey. From trends and sex to mom life and fitness, I tell it how it is and not how it should be.
Stories (108/0)
Why Financial Stress Damages Your Sex Life
Sex drive is a tricky thing. To feel sexy, desire sex, and take part in sex are three vital parts of your healthy sexual relationship. Unfortunately, these parts are also extremely fragile and can be greatly affected by outside influences. From physical and emotional ailments like imbalanced hormones, depression, and lack of self-confidence to rocky relationships, job stress, and of course raising children, it seems when it comes to our sex drive we are facing more hurdles than a Tough Mudder obstacle course.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Thoughts She Has During Shower Sex
What’s hotter than shower sex? Well, according to most of the female species, just about anything is sexier than trying to do it in a stand up tub. Perhaps part of our apprehension is due to the skewed fantasy men envision when it comes to shower sex and their impossible expectations. Men see their woman standing under a hot stream of water; skin soft, clean, and slick. He imagines her massaging her long mane of hair and moaning out in ecstasy as she does so. Of course she is able to move and reach positions like a prima ballerina and her makeup is perfectly intact.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Why Men Search Teen Porn
American teenagers can carry a gun, defend this country, and vote for its president at the age of 18. How hard is it to extrapolate that their female friends can stream nude images, lesbian sex, and reverse cowgirl moves to entertain and delight those hardworking American boys.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
What Is Consensual Adultery?
Out of all the experiences thus far in my life, marriage has been hands down, the most challenging. I know, I know, you would assume I would say parenting because I just love to complain about the crappy diapers, sleepless nights, and leftover fat that is motherhood, but no way Jose, marriage absolutely takes the “difficulty” cake. Don’t get me wrong, raising children (and good ones at that) is no easy task with them constantly testing our patience, kindness, and sanity, but there is one huge difference that makes it all worth it and that is unconditional love. Not a day goes by where I don’t feel the undeniable love from both of my children. Even after a slap on the wrist or a 10-minute time out, they are guaranteed to not only forgive me but hug, kiss, and love me mere moments later. Now for my husband, not so much. If only he would show affection minutes after I rip him a new asshole, then life would be just grand. Usually after a fight with my bitchy filthy-mouthed self, doors are slammed and names are called and if I’m really feeling feisty I’ll throw in a bullshit threat as a cherry on top. Then the pity party ensues, the sulking, and the pondering if this is what marriage is supposed to be like. It’s crazy how a few minutes of nasty word vomit can erase years of happiness.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Asian Beauty Tera Patrick
Success comes in all shapes and sizes and Tera Patrick’s climb to the top is no different. From the start, Tera's life was anything but traditional, filled with enough drama and heartache for several Lifetime movies. This beautiful big busted and even bigger brained brunette is an adult film legend, with more credentials and awards than hundreds of her peers combined, and that’s just the half of it. Frankly, if her name doesn’t ring a familiar bell in your brain than you must have been living under a rock for the past 15 years. A very boring, porn-less, masturbation-free rock. From adult videos and production companies to Playboy and Penthouse, Tera’s flawless face and incredible tattooed body have been blessing our eyes since 1999.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
How to Score on the First Date
I know what you’re thinking. “Why the hell is a woman writing an article about men scoring on the first date?” However, if you really think about it, who better than an experienced, educated, and (once) slightly promiscuous chick to advise you on how and what to do in order to achieve sexual success on the first date? Or as I like to call it, “sexcess.”
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Understanding Foot Fetishism
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy you sucked on, and this little piggy made you cum. Ahhh, nothing like an innocent child’s rhyme to get us on topic, eh? If you haven’t already guessed, today we are exploring the secretive yet oh so sensual world of foot fetishes and the many ways to please them.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Thoughts She Has in Cowgirl Position
For the love of God, why must everything be difficult for a vagina and its owner? Like the big man upstairs couldn’t throw us a bone even when it came to…boning. I know men have their issues too with impotence, tiny weiners, and premature balding but come on, a majority of young lads require nothing more than a gust of air for their dick to be standing at salute. Then they get to stick it in various holes and get off in a minute or less with very little concentration or concern. Unlike women who have to keep tabs on all their body parts at all times in addition to what’s for dinner tomorrow.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Lesbian Myths Uncovered
According to a portion of our intelligent society, lesbians are really robots who are programmed to think, look, and act the same. These lethal and contagious gay-bots are traveling the world stealing men’s wives, shaving their heads, and turning them… gay! Okay, I might be embellishing their theory a bit, but at the end of the day what’s the difference, ignorance is ignorance. To anyone who believes that gay women are any different than hetero women (aside from who they are attracted to) or that any of the below myths are true, then please contact me. I will immediately start a GoFundMe account to raise money for your stupid ass to get an education. I may even throw in a free flogging while we’re at it.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Thoughts She Has During Doggy Style
We all know how much I love to examine the female mind and it’s insanely complicated thought process. From giving head to receiving oral and making love to fucking, women all around the world are professionals at taking perfectly normal sexual acts and tainting them with selfish thoughts and irrelevant commentary. From cowgirl position to doggy style, we are not lost in our thoughts, but simply multi-tasking.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Guide to Sex After Divorce
Divorce sucks, plain and simple. Like any loss in life, divorce is something no new couple likes to think about, consider, or even anticipate. Just imagine that at the start of your marriage you said, “I can’t wait to marry this man and then divorce him 10 years later.” Unfortunately, though, regardless of all the good years and celebrations, some marriages do not survive. While this is sad, sometimes the commitment between two people is better off broken than being forced together.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Funny Yoga Pick Up Lines
For avid yogis, yoga can be a physical, mental, and spiritual experience which rivals the feelings you may have during sex, thanks to the release of those happy little endorphins. Since both intimacy and yoga have many similar benefits to offer like stress relief, increased blood flow, and weight loss, how great would it be to join the two. The more yoga you practice the better sex life you can have and the more sex you have the better life will be! Not only does yoga do a body good, but it can also increase concentration, inspire thought, and open your heart, which are all positives if you are single and ready to yoga mingle. So next time you step into that studio full of relaxing music, tight pants, and pretzel-folded bodies, here are a few funny yoga pick up lines that are sure to start a very interesting conversation.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Longevity