Jus L'amore
Bio
Sometimes offensive yet mostly sweet. Always honest and often vulgar. I'm a wife, MILF, and everyone's homey. From trends and sex to mom life and fitness, I tell it how it is and not how it should be.
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15 'Big O' Facts That Will Shock You
When I first began researching for this article, I was unsure what I was going to find. We spend so much time online for work, school, and stalking (I mean networking) that we rarely have time to browse random subjects that are not only amusing, but informative. Like seriously, do you think in between cooking and cleaning that I get to Google, "orgasm facts"? Um, NO, but that doesn't mean I don't want to learn about them! Luckily, I have a kick ass writing gig that allows me to further my knowledge in all things wacky and random and share it with the world. Say for instance, the world record for most female orgasms enjoyed in one hour or how about when the first vibrator was invented? So while you may not need this orgasm lesson you are about to receive, I'm pretty sure you're going to enjoy it. Here are 15 hilarious, shocking, comforting, and scientific facts about the Big O.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Filthy
What Women Miss Most About Young Love
This topic is one very near and dear to my heart, particularly since I suffer from P.P.S., also known as Peter Pan Syndrome. You may think I'm pulling your chain with this self-diagnosis but I assure you I am not. P.P.S. is a serious semi-delusional condition that can lead to crying outbursts, unintentional resentment, and acts of inappropriate behavior both in public and private. If you can relate to two or more of the traits below, than you my friend may also be suffering from this common yet unexplored disease. It can affect everything from your wardrobe to your marriage, causing one to make bad decisions like crop tops over the age of 40 and withholding sex from you partner since he no longer writes you love letters. See what I mean, major problems. Here are a few of P.P.S.'s most common symptoms:
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Humans
Mistakes Men Make in the Bedroom
Most men like to believe they are a God in bed. From their epic oral skills to their grand love-making techniques, I have yet to encounter a man who doesn’t believe he’s the best in the sack. Now of course some dudes actually live up to their boasting and practice what they preach, but for the fellas who reside in an alternate universe and believe the “jackhammer” move is every girls fantasy or that a female orgasm is possible in two minutes, here is a dose of reality for you. If you are guilty of doing two or more things from the list below, you my friend are most likely crap in the sack. Luckily for you though, this assessment comes with some advice and there is no time like the present to learn and improve.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy
A Miraculous Story of Preeclampsia
Preeclampsia is a condition that occurs during pregnancy and affects about 2–6% of healthy first time moms. It is a dangerous disease for both mother and child that may not always shows signs, especially for new mothers who have no idea what to expect or what's normal. Each case can vary widely from developing in mid pregnancy, during labor, and even six weeks after delivery. If undetected or untreated, issues can progress quickly, leading to other issues like HELLP syndrome. Luckily, healthcare providers keep a close look out for this condition which is why at every prenatal visit a mother's blood pressure is taken as well as checking for protein in her urine. Both indicators of preeclampsia.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Families
5 Women Weight Training Myths Debunked
It seems there is a never-ending supply of advice when it comes to working out and losing weight. I am no better myself; I am obsessed with learning everything I can in regards to exercise regimes, breakthrough supplements, and weight-loss suggestions. Like all advice, you are bound to come across an article or two spewing information that is totally false. While we are usually able to sort through the bologna, sometimes our BS detectors fail us, leaving us to believe something we shouldn’t. For example, “Don’t run, it’s bad for your knees,” “Only do cardio to lose weight,” and the famous, “Lifting weights will only bulk you up.” While I can’t debunk all the myths, here are five strength training rumors that we have all heard, may have believed, but are completely untrue.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Longevity
The Truth Behind Men's Sex Drive Compared to Women's
"To have a penis is to be chained to a madman." This ancient simile has been attributed to Socrates, Sophocles, and Plato, though no concrete evidence of its origins exists. Regardless of who said it, its truth is hard to argue. Over the years, numerous studies have attempted to define and examine the major differences between a man and woman’s sex drive. While some have proven their theory through biology and genetics, others have observed the emotional and mental link to one’s sexual appetite.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy
Common Mistakes We Make In Relationships
I don't care who you are or what you do, anyone that claims to live a perfect life with their significant other is full of crap. Of course, relationships can be strong and full of love and happy days, but expecting two separate individuals to agree on everything whether it be parenting, finances, sex, etc. is absolutely ludicrous.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Humans
Best Healthy Living Apps
Times are changing. No longer must we count our points in a food journal or handwrite a weekly meal plan derived from the latest fad diet book. Long gone are the days where we must pay hundreds of dollars to have a personal trainer motivate and guide us and in most cases piss us off.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Longevity
Judge His Bedroom Style by His Shoe Style
We have all been told to never judge a book by its cover, but what about judging the passion of a man by the style of shoe he wears? That’s right folks, I’ve got the inside guide to predetermining the losers, lovers, and ass slappers of the bedroom by simply looking at his feet.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy
Top Male Turnoffs for Women
Let me just start off by saying that my intentions when starting this piece were NOT to man-bash, but rather to inform the male public of what to absolutely avoid when partaking in a relationship. However, after reaching out to my social network of super-opinionated ladies for insight, I was left with a compilation of complaints that would leave many gagging or pissing their panties with laughter! Don’t worry dudes, I see a similar list for women in the very near future. It's only fair.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy
Worst Drinks for Your Health
We all know water is the healthiest drink for our bodies. We also know it's the least tasty and just like all other things in life, people want, crave, and demand tasty. Queue the beverage cart. With such a wide variety of beverages from sodas, juices, smoothies, and frappes there is literally no craving the beverage industry can't satisfy.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Longevity
Ways to Incorporate Sex Into Your Daily Routine
You enter your front door after a long days work and all you can see is her. Looking all voluptuous and fresh and all you want to do is peel off your work clothes and climb right on top of her. Maybe even pour a glass of wine or two. I wish I could say I was talking about your partner, but I'm not. Unfortunately, I'm talking about your couch. What? You try and tell me with a straight face that the sight of your cool sofa after a long day doesn't make you all tingly inside. Does for me!
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy