Unfortunately there is no nice way to put this fellas, but man parts are freaking weird. It's like Gonzo meets alien meets mushroom meets noodles. Don't get me wrong, women of course appreciate the male anatomy and the owner it's attached to and that is what makes it hot and desirable. Also, that is it feels really good when used correctly. I am in no way saying vaginas are perfect and beautiful, in fact I think they are also kind of odd looking, however a ladies parts are delicately hidden inside where as a man's are swinging around for all to see. And unlike lady parts, men's packages come in a very WIDE variety. Skinny, short, or long, shaved, hidden, or hairy, one never knows what to expect when seeing a penis for the first time.
Italy is known for it's delectable wine, delicious food, and breathtaking landscapes. In a country so magnificent it's only fitting that their women be just as gorgeous full of exotic eyes, sexy accents, and well-fed asses.
Woohoo! You're on vacation. You booked. You saved. Your plane didn't crash. You and your entire family have arrived in paradise for the next 6 nights and 7 days. The sun is blazing, the water is clear, and even your grouchy kids seem to be genuinely excited and grateful. Obviously you aren't delirious and know there will be ups and downs, smiles and tears, and many lost hours of sleep, and of course there is no way in hell you're leaving this getaway without your husband begging for some action.
Summer is hot. However, once you add in super smokin' porn stars like Anita Toro and Shae Evans, the already sweltering temps rise instantly, causing other things to rise as well, if you know what I mean. While the plots in this film category may be a little ridiculous, let's be honest, who really cares. As long as the women are hot, horny, and great at climaxing, then you have got yourself a hit. However, I didn't want to give you some sub-par summer adult film list, I wanted to gift you with a few of the best. From sand covered asses and a 5-star parody to beached ladies in distress, I assure you will not be disappointed.
Imagine a place that could allow you to travel the world without leaving your seat. Walk the Great Wall of China, ride through an African safari, or deep sea dive along the Australian Reef. Or how about compete in a worldwide poker game, overcome your fear of heights, or stand stage-side at the largest music festival in the world. Virtual reality is surpassing limits every day, making dreams come true, fulfilling fantasies, and giving people the opportunity to immerse and transport themselves to their ultimate oasis.
Telling the truth can be hard. Luckily, it's not always necessary. No, I am not condoning LYING, but I am saying it's OKAY to fib and withhold information here and there about the small stuff. Will anyone die if you lie about your natural hair color? Um, no. Will someone stop being your friend if they found out you lost your virginity when you were 14? Well, I hope not, but damn girl that is pretty young. Just kidding! My point is, even the most honest women in the world are guilty of telling white lies.