Sometimes offensive yet mostly sweet. Always honest and often vulgar. I'm a wife, MILF, and everyone's homey. From trends and sex to mom life and fitness, I tell it how it is and not how it should be.
10 Portable Bar Kits You Need to Have for Your Next Vacation
Who says you can't enjoy a handmade cocktail on the go? Who says you have to pay $15 for a watered down adult beverage on vacation? No one, that's who! Thanks to these hella cool portable bar kits, there is no need to sacrifice taste, quality, and money just because you are traveling. Now you can take everything you need to make a custom drink right alongside the rest of your luggage.
10 Reasons Every Gearhead Should Visit the New York International Car Show
The International Car Show has hit New York this week, and car-enthusiasts and shoppers are once again elated with the outcome. With over 1,000 cars on display throughout its four floors, the Jacob Javits Convention Center has become a playground for every gearhead from Friday, April 19th until Sunday, April 28th. With the collection of fast supercars and mind-blowing technology to futuristic concepts and the highest end of luxury, it doesn't matter if you are in the market for a new ride or just a spectator, this incredible collection of cutting edge whips are, without a doubt, worth a trip to see.
Best Cartoon Porn Spoofs
Why, why, why, was the only word that came to mind when I stumbled upon a horrific list of cartoon porn parodies. But then I watched a few. To say I am now pro cartoon porn would be a bit of an overstatement but at least now I can understand why people watch them, because they are FREAKING HILARIOUS! Of course, most porn lovers aren't paying to see a comedy, but if you can get past the wrongness of it all, you are really getting a 2-for-1 deal. Where else can you laugh your ass off while watching grown men walk around like naked Smurfs and satisfy your needs when that Smurf bends over another Smurf in a very erotic sex scene. No where, that's where, and that's what makes this a total win-win.
Hottest Teen Porn Stars
Youth will be served. Between their smooth skin, limber bodies, and all out enthusiasm, it is no wonder "Teen Porn" is the most sought out genre-specific term on the internet to date. That’s right peeps, I too thought the award for most popular search would go to "Girl on Girl" or "Nastiest Gang Bangs" but nope, it’s these innocent looking barely legal chicks that are taking over the adult industry at just 18 and 19-years-old. More importantly, why is it that men search teen porn almost more than any other search query.
The Best Kind of Freeze: Cryotherapy
New treatments for the body, mind, and beauty become available everyday. It's an industry that is constantly changing and consistently progressing. Not to mention, the overwhelming amount of options for pain management, weight loss, and mental health, leaving people clueless as to what is legit and what are just temporary gimmicks.
Sex Fetishes That Are More Common Than You Think
OK, OK. Maybe your friends aren't secretly dressing up like foxes and humping like bunnies, but most couples do have a few sexual likings that are considered fetishes. This is not something to frown upon or be shameful of. Hell, most people don't even realize what they lust for is indeed a fetish. When it comes to pleasure we like, what we like, and luckily thanks to a time where sexual exploration is accepted, people around the world should embrace their fantasies and hold no judgment on thy neighbors and if they like to suck each other toes or not. Ha!
7 Things Women Think About Men's Packages
Unfortunately there is no nice way to put this fellas, but man parts are freaking weird. It's like Gonzo meets alien meets mushroom meets noodles. Don't get me wrong, women of course appreciate the male anatomy and the owner it's attached to and that is what makes it hot and desirable. Also, that is it feels really good when used correctly. I am in no way saying vaginas are perfect and beautiful, in fact I think they are also kind of odd looking, however a ladies parts are delicately hidden inside where as a man's are swinging around for all to see. And unlike lady parts, men's packages come in a very WIDE variety. Skinny, short, or long, shaved, hidden, or hairy, one never knows what to expect when seeing a penis for the first time.
5 Hottest Porn Stars of Italy
Italy is known for it's delectable wine, delicious food, and breathtaking landscapes. In a country so magnificent it's only fitting that their women be just as gorgeous full of exotic eyes, sexy accents, and well-fed asses.