Jus L'amore
Bio
Sometimes offensive yet mostly sweet. Always honest and often vulgar. I'm a wife, MILF, and everyone's homey. From trends and sex to mom life and fitness, I tell it how it is and not how it should be.
Stories (108/0)
What All Girls White Lie About
Telling the truth can be hard. Luckily, it's not always necessary. No, I am not condoning LYING, but I am saying it's OKAY to fib and withhold information here and there about the small stuff. Will anyone die if you lie about your natural hair color? Um, no. Will someone stop being your friend if they found out you lost your virginity when you were 14? Well, I hope not, but damn girl that is pretty young. Just kidding! My point is, even the most honest women in the world are guilty of telling white lies.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Viva
What Not to Do If You Want to Make Friends
Friendship is a popular topic I often feature in my writing. I like to discuss how to make friends, what to do with those friends, and when to cut friends lose. Then I realized, I've never written about how to NOT make friends a.k.a things that really turn other people off. Not purposely of course, but things that you may be doing that could be preventing you from building new friendships. You may be completely clueless and have no idea why forming relationships with the women around you has been so difficult. You most likely blame those women for being stuck up a-holes but what if I told you your lack of girlfriends is all your fault? Have you been told you don't smile enough? Are you known to talk too much about yourself? Well I have narrowed it down to a few of the most common annoying traits a woman can have that will absolutely turn people away.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Humans
10 Things Every Woman Thinks About Their VaJJ
A vagina is so many things. Mysterious. Magical. Beautiful. Like an enchanting unicorn. However, it's also a giant pain in the ass or more like a pain next to your ass. Unlike man parts which can be lifted, flipped, and flopped, a woman's "secret garden" requires so much more love, attention, and upkeep. Located and designed to make it near impossible to see it yourself, it is hands down the most confusing and complicated part of the human body.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Viva
Female Porn Stars with Bigger Brains Than You!
When people think of porn stars they usually don't think of big brains. Coming as no surprise, since we stereotype all occupations anyway. For example: construction men are womanizers, stock brokers are coke heads, and Youtubers are the luckiest motherfuckers around. Which leaves adult film stars to be labeled as young, dumb, and uneducated.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Filthy
All the Reasons Why Having Big Boobs Suck!
Oh man, how the hell have I been actively blogging for six years and never covered the topic of large breasts and their epic annoyingness? Don't get me wrong, I have written about boobs in many other ways like, "lingerie for the well-endowed" and "what foods melt best on breasts." However, never have I ever created the most honest and relatable piece for my fellow DD's and that is, WHY HAVING BIG BOOBS CAN ABSOLUTELY SUCK SOMETIMES (and by sometimes, I mean all the time)!
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Viva
Women's Darkest Fantasies Revealed
With Fifty Shades Freed hitting theaters over the weekend, I thought it would be the perfect time to delve into the dark fantasies of women everywhere. From romantic daydreams of a gorgeous man covering you in whip cream to scandalous visions of being tied up in leather, all sexual healthy beings love to imagine what they most likely aren’t getting in real life. Now not everybody is vocal about their dark desires, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t thinking about them. Trust me, behind closed doors and in the most intimate of moments, they are.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Filthy
- Top Story - February 2018
Thoughts Moms Really Have During Weekday SexTop Story - February 2018
Sex can be fun. Sex can be sexy. Sex can be orgasmic. However, sometimes sex can be a bit distracting. Not because we don't love our partner or desire them, but because as a parent, days can be LONG and EXHAUSTING. That is why, occasionally, when it is time for some late night lovin', a woman's mind may seem to wander and her attention may be everywhere but in the moment. Especially Monday through Thursday. It's not like we mean to, it just happens. What to do, where we have to go, what we forgot are just a few of the questions pestering our minds constantly and what better time than while partaking in a quiet concentrated activity like SEX to figure it all out. I mean it's dark, I'm naked, and the kids are asleep; sounds like the perfect time to overthink, plan, and list shit, if you ask me!
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Filthy
Sleeping in Separate Beds Can Actually Be Good for Couples
OK, don’t go packing your pillow up just yet, but hear me out on this one. Most people assume that couples who sleep in different beds are having relationship issues, whether it be in or out of the bedroom. However, that isn’t always the case and sometimes just sometimes getting a better night’s sleep can do the complete opposite of cause problems, it could actually solve them. How bout them apples?
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Humans
- Top Story - January 2018
10 Reasons I Love Target!Top Story - January 2018
I'm obsessed with Target. No, seriously, Target is my answer to all things in life. Need a shirt? Go to Target. Need bread? Go to Target. Need meds? Go to Target. Fake eyelashes? Shampoo? New pans? Pillows? Rug? Toys? TV? Bras? Diapers? Kids clothes? Xbox? GO TO TARGET! I love Target so much that I would consider getting that damn Target dog or giant red entry ball tattooed on my body if it meant I could spend more time at Target.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Lifehack
6 Reasons I Love Drinking Wine with My Friends
I love wine. No, like I REALLY love wine. Best part is, I used to dislike wine, but then I met friends who loved wine and guess what, now I love wine. Up until last year I was always more of a vodka and beer kind of girl, only drinking wine on special occasions. Wine made me tired and usually gave me a killer headache the next day, however, I soon learned that those were only side effects of a wine-drinking amateur. A young, naive, inexperienced wine-baby who then gave herself a goal and worked very hard for six months to build up a tolerance. It wasn't always red wines and rainbows, I had my fair share of splitting headaches, dry mouth, and next day nausea, but I kept with it thanks to my super enthusiastic friends. Friends that didn't let me quit, friends that held their wine like a bunch of old Irish men (and no we are all Italian). And then just like that it happened. I enjoyed wine, experimented with it, and soon found my mouth watering over it. Red wine, white wine, pink wine, wine spritzers, you name it, I like it. Something about that fancy stemmed glass, the unscrew of a cork, and the smooth relaxing liquid that now, really gets me going.
By Jus L'amore6 years ago in Humans