jamie harding
Bio
Novelist (writing as LJ Denholm) - Under Rand Farm - available in paperback via Amazon and *FREE* via Kindle Unlimited!
Short story writer - Mr. Threadbare, Farmer Young et al
Humour writer - NewsThump, BBC Comedy.
Kids' writer - TBC!
Stories (54/0)
British people who say ‘asshole’ instead of ‘arsehole’ are ‘massive t**ts’ finds study
A study exploring the ever-evolving quirks of British speakers of the English language has confirmed that those who choose to say the invasive American ‘asshole’ over the classic British ‘arsehole’ are ‘massive twats of the highest order’.
By jamie harding3 years ago in Humans
Dead Air
PETE HADDEN, VETERAN SCOTTISH RADIO DJ bursts back into his studio as a condensed radio edit of Purple Rain plays out. He is slightly out of breath; has spent the duration of the song in the bathroom. He is still zipping up his tailored, powder-blue jeans. The ON AIR light turns on the second he assembles himself in his seat, sitting on his phone which he has stuffed into his back pocket, and leans into his mic.
By jamie harding3 years ago in Fiction
12 signs that your neighbourhood Facebook group has invaded your thinking way too much . . .
Your local Facebook page can tell you a lot about your part of town, village, or neighbourhood - great local walks. Reminders as to when the bins should be put out. Which streets to avoid at night. But for all the delights that your neck of the woods has to offer its great and good, there are always a few keyboard warriors who seem to have nothing more to do but fill your timeline with their endless local vendettas . . .
By jamie harding3 years ago in Humans