The Neighbor
Man, you bugging! you always sitting here telling me about me and what I got going on, and don’t know a god damn thing! I. Don’t. Care! What the fuck you think, I think! You are not me! You have no idea what the fuck is going on in my mind! If! I! Wanted to sleep with anther man I would! If, I wanted to sleep with a woman I would, but I have never swung that way! But, for as many times as I get accused of doing both of those things has me thinking that I should go do just that! I am sick of you and all your rudeness. You are inconsiderate. A liar and a cheat! I have tried and tried with your dumb ass and I just can’t no more! I’m outta here, and please? When I come back, BE THE FUCK GONE!