Approaching Women That Have Headphones on?
You're probably wondering why there's a pair of headphones for the title photo. Well, today I was scrolling on social media, as one does, and I came across screenshots of a blog post on how to approach women wearing headphones. What I read was so cringeworthy I could not help but write this post today. Basically, the gist of it so you don't have to go through the misery of reading it was this: see pretty girl with headphones, wave down pretty girl, don't give up until you talk to pretty girl because you're basically asserting dominance and "confidence". Also, there was a quote that stated that, "Most women want and are very open to being approached." I'm honestly surprised given the intellect of the post that it didn't actually instruct men to pee on a woman's leg like a dog.
Why I Don't Want Kids As a 31 Year Old Woman.
I don't remember the moment I decided I didn't want kids. I remember the first time someone tried to tell me I'd change my mind, but I don't remember the exact moment I decided it wasn't for me. Looking back, it was very obvious as a child because I never mentioned having kids when they asked what I wanted to be when I grow up. If it was mentioned, it was an afterthought. More like, "I guess after I'm an astronaut I'll take a break to have some kids, then back to space I go." Because that's how it works.
Tips on Hiding Your Body Hair From an Ex Exotic Dancer
I remember when I started dancing, there was an obnoxious DJ that told stories about dancers he knew previously in what he liked to call, "the good years." He meant the nineties, which is fair enough, as any dancer that actually danced back then can tell you they basically gave air dances and it rained. Hard.
What Being an Exotic Dancer Taught Me
When I was 24 years old, I was engaged, bored, and the definition of broke. I had a wedding coming up, and was stuck in a dead end job that paid, after two years, $10.25 an hour. My life wasn't exactly what I signed up for when I was making plans post college, and after having many bouts of our gas getting shut off and having cold water raining down on me when I was showering between jobs, I knew I had to do something.