1. Allegedly, after the assassination attempt, the very first thing he said to the First Lady when she arrived at the hospital was, “Honey, I forgot to duck.”
1. Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Alexander was born in the year of 356 BC of mother Olympias, priestess of Zeus-Amon, and father Philip II. king of Macedon. At the moment of his birth, two eagles were flying over the Macedon's court, which was interpreted by the court's sorcerer Aristander as a sign that a newborn baby will rule over two empires.
They called him "The Duke", his triumph was no fluke.
Before explaining why we men like it, I'll cite Wikipedia: "Fellatio (also known as fellation, and in slang as blowjob, BJ, giving head, or sucking off) is an oral sex act involving the use of the mouth or throat, which is usually performed by a person on the penis of another person. If performed on oneself, the act is called autofellatio."
I'm waking one morning, looking through the doorway.