Cake by the Sink
Last night, my family and I put together a party in honor of my uncle's 26th birthday. He really LOVED Nicki Minaj so we decided to do a hot pink themed party, highlighting her Pink Friday Album which is his favorite. He was completely aware of the party, he doesn't really like surprises. He said I can invite my friends and I did so. I helped set up and serve people food. When my friends got there, I didn't get a chance to introduce them to my family because I was so caught up in making everyone's plates! It was alright though, my family decided to introduce themselves which was quite relieving to me. It was my friend Michael and Abigail. Michael is married but is getting divorced because he cheated on his wife WITH ANOTHER MARRIED WOMAN! Ugh, jeez man I hope he can get that issue worked out with the help of God. He tells me that he wishes he wasn't going through it. Abigail just got out of an abusive relationship and happens to have a crush on Michael. They are both very athletic and when I am with them, I feel like the elephant in the room... but still, they seem really kind and caring. We all go to church. I am very devoted to my faith and it made me happy to see that they are too. It seemed like these were the people sent to me to help me strengthen my bond with Christ and maybe become gym buddies. I kinda had a little crush on Michael but knowing he's still married... I could never. We drank and were having a good time. I was suffering from my allergies. I think Abigail might've had a bit too much to drink because halfway through the party she was telling me that she wanted to go streaking but I kept telling her that it was too early and she has a high risk of being caught. I try to change the subject so I asked what flavor the cake is. Half Chocolate, half vanilla. When it was almost time to sing happy birthday, I ran upstairs to grab some eyedrops because my eyes were itchy from my allergies and I was feeling miserable. I then hear the sound of smacking coming from the bathroom... you can use your imagination but I know exactly what was happening. I went out to look for them but Michael and Abigail were nowhere to be found at the party. So then I ran back upstairs and banged on the door and told them someone had to use then bathroom and someone happened to actually be waiting to go to the bathroom. There were like thirty people and one bathroom so it is pretty inconsiderate for anyone to be having intercourse especially when they are a guest in your home. Of course these are the only white people at the party so I expected something like this to happen... with a bad outcome involving me getting pissed off and acting out of course. Do these people know I got balls? When Michael came out of the bathroom I slapped him across the face as hard as I could and told him to leave. He must have said some slick shit to one of my family members because he ended up coming back in the house. "Ooh I'm gonna kill this boy" I thought. I then ran upstairs to look for Abigail who was hiding, I pulled her by the hair and said "Let's go, you need to leave". I lead her downstairs, looked at Michael and said "you gotta go too, go now before I expose you". I'm not someone that allows things like this to occur, especially when it goes against my religion. After they left, it was time to sing happy birthday. I finally got me a slice of chocolate cake and devoured it. I wouldn't advise anyone to do what I did. I'm incredibly happy this morning because I don't feel sick or hungover. Everyone knows not to mix chocolate and alcohol! I have been praying for forgiveness because I know it is unrighteous for me to be violent. To tell the truth though, that smack to the face felt pretty essential. True story.