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4 Ways to Protect Yourself from the Coronavirus You Should Be Doing
1. Wash your hands This seems like an obvious thing to do to prevent the spread of diseases, including the corona virus but sadly many people either don’t do it correctly or skip this all together.
7 Money Making Mantras To Make It Rain
Some people love money and some people hate it. But one thing is for sure, everyone needs money to survive. They say that money makes the man, money makes the world go round, but money doesn’t just fall from the sky and into our laps, money must be made. You can work day and night trying to make that money but unless you follow these 7 money making mantras , money may keep passing you by.
How to Find Your Soulmate ASAP
Wherever I go and whatever I do, you are always with me. I know you are out there and I know that you exist. Although I’ve never seen your face, I imagine how it may be... and I search for it in every person I meet, in every hand that I greet. My heart searches for you in every street, yet somehow our story seems bittersweet.
5 Simple Things You Should Be Doing if You Love to Be Loved
When someone truly loves you, they love you unconditionally and without restrictions. Their love is not dependent on how you look, how much money you make, or what you do for them. They love you simply for who you are on the inside, naked and bare.
5 Types of People That Are Bad for Your Health
If you live and you learn, why do I sometimes feel like I’m failing at life. I mean I’ve got the living part down no problem, but the learning part—not so much. I somehow seem to repeat the same mistakes enough times to where if this was a real school I’d be held back a grade, or seven. In fact, you may as well just call me "the Fonz" of life.
Put a Sock in It
Sometimes I have to question what “put a sock in it” actually means. Look, don’t get me wrong, I totally understand the fact that "it" in this case is referring to the mouth. But it can easily be referring to your hoohah, just the same. And that brings us to my point; if you could... (hypothetically speaking of course), put an actual sock in your hoohah, would the sock potentially cause toxic shock syndrome the way a tampon might? Because let me just tell you, when I get my period, I am ready to shove a cork in there just to stop it from bleeding. Sadly however, the closest thing to a cork thats available on the feminine hygiene market today, can also kill you.
18 Superstitions You Need to Know if You Want Good Luck
If someone happens to be sitting/laying on the floor and blocking your ability to pass through, naturally you step over them and continue on your way. That is of course if the people you are dealing with aren’t superstitious, because if they are you better step right back over the person you just stepped over real quick and make them move out of your way before you get back to wherever it was you were going. The story behind this superstition says that the person you step over as you pass through will stop growing and remain their current height forever. Some people are so superstitious that they don’t even care if the person being stepped over is at their peak height and incapable of growing any taller, they will still make you cross back over them and walk around to pass them.
4 Common Dating Mistakes Women Make
So you’ve just met the man of your dreams, or at least he looks like the man of your dreams on paper.... if you squint your left eye and hold the paper far away while twisting it sideways. You went out several times and really feel like you hit it off. Either that or you have flashbacks from the awful dates you’ve been forced to sit through in the past, and are now convincing yourself that this must in fact be your future husband. And if he’s not, you are determined to change that and will do whatever is necessary to make him become your future husband.
6 More Simplest Things to Make Oneself Happier
So you read my first article on 13 simple things you can do to make yourself happy, and yet you’re still frowning? Hopefully these next six additions to the aforementioned article above will do the trick in turning that frown upside down. Here we go:
36 Years of Playing Hide and Seek With Love
I read somewhere the average woman had an average of four sexual partners—and you won’t believe it—that statistic isn’t per year... it's per lifetime. Wonder what that says about me—I had three just last month alone. Guess my sexual appetite is as large as my appetite for food. Luckily, sex has no calories. Sometimes I really think I could use a chastity belt, clearly self control is not my strong suite. My vagina seems to decide my evenings’ fate for the both of us. My brain’s really a pushover, always being punked by my heart and now my vagina, too.
9 Things That Happen to People in Their Thirties
1. Your metabolism says fuck you and decides to go on strike/permanently retire until further notice. And by further notice, I mean you further notice your teenage body go to shit. Say goodbye to the days where you could just starve yourself thin to fit into that dress you were dying to wear to an upcoming party. As a matter of fact, throw that dress away because you will never fit into it again, and having it hang in your closet will do nothing but remind you of the impossible. You can starve, work yourself out to death, count all the carbs and calories you want, bang your head against the wall, scream, cry, and the scale, which I’m convinced is out to get me, working hand in hand with my metabolism, won’t budge. At least not in the direction you would want to see it move.