Write the funniest stories and be the funniest people.
One morning an old river rat stuck its head out of his hole. He had small bright eyes and hard grey whiskers, and his tail looked like a long black eraser. The ducklings swam around in his pond, looking like a flock of yellow canaries, and their mother was all white with real red legs, and she was teaching them how to stand upside down in the water.
Good dog baker
The north coast of Canada is a world of ice and snow. On this day, the local doctor Greenfair suddenly found that the homing pigeon Recia had flown back. He unpacked a letter from Recia's feet. It was written by the family of a critically ill patient. The patient was in a small town more than 60 kilometers away. In this icy world, dog sledding is the best means of transportation. He picked up the medicine cabinet and ran out of the house. As soon as the four large dogs outside saw their owners, they immediately waved their heads and tails to gather around. "Baker, Hans, Latour, Charley, come with me!"
The first time I saw it was on a snowy night. I won't complain about this weather because I'm a good mountaineer and I have to work in this weather. My tent was pitched on the waist of the snowy peak at an altitude of more than 3,000 meters, and it was extremely cold. It came in from outside the tent, a pair of cold and arrogant eyes looking down on me. I was stunned: what a good cheetah it is! The angular head, the smooth and soft fur, the strong and developed muscles, and the slightly curled whip tail gave it a strong energy and loneliness. God, it may have all the good qualities of the cheetah family concentrated in it! But how did it get here? What brought it here? This reason could make it temporarily put aside its contempt for outliers and stay in the same tent with me! I was in awe of it from the bottom of my heart, and I wanted to know everything about it. I plucked the brazier, and the coals were burning vigorously. I didn't think it would hurt me because it disdained it; what amazed me even more was that this cheetah abandoned even the instinct common to animals like fire. It didn't even look at me, but lay down and stared at the brazier, motionless, like an ice sculpture. But, this is a cheetah! I looked at it secretly, and there was a sudden warmth in its eyes, as if laughing, I didn't know what it was thinking. I know I can't understand it, maybe even its kind won't understand it. Besides, it's impossible to survive in this place, poor cheetah, what is it doing?
A hunter took his dog to hunt in the distant mountains and old forests. Because of the unbearable heat, poisoned snakes appeared in the mountains and forests. Because of an accidental paralysis, the hunter was bitten by a poisonous snake. The poisoned hunter immediately passed out, his whole body was swollen, and his life was at stake. Seeing this, the hunter's dog jumped up and down in a hurry and circled the hunter, howling non-stop, screaming for help to the deep mountains of the empty valley. Suddenly, it roared away from the hunter as if he had woken up. The dying hunter looked at his dog, and he closed his eyes in despair as his last friend in this desperate place passed away. Not long after, the dog whistled again, and the hunter found a grass in the dog's mouth. To the hunter's surprise, it was a snake herb. The dog chewed the grass carefully in its mouth, forming a very soft pinch, and then carefully applied its tongue to the hunter's wound. After a while, the hunter's severe pain finally stopped and he stood up again. The hunter took the dog in his arms with gratitude, stroked its bruised body scratched by the thorn jungle, and secretly rejoiced that he had such a spiritual dog.
The story of the hound
These two hounds turned out to be my brothers. When our father died, he left three thousand gold coins to the three of us, each of whom received a thousand. With the inheritance of the thousand gold coins, I opened a shop, and my two brothers also opened their own shops.
The secret of the little copper pot
The secret of the little copper pot One day, a peddler entered the palace and gave King Saidu a very mysterious small copper jar. No one knew what was inside, and no one could recognize the note on it. The king sent someone to find Yimir, a learned teacher, and asked him to identify the words on the note.