Edward Anderson
Bio
Edward has written hundreds of acclaimed true crime articles and has won numerous awards for his short stories.
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'Sex and the City 3' Big Spoiler
Just before being seated for the first Sex and the City movie, the lights in a Michigan theatre went out. After waiting years to see more adventures with the City girls, would there be another delay? Thankfully, no. Though one would have been welcome when SATC 2 came out. It was with trepid excitement that fans welcomed news of a third movie in the venerable franchise could be happening. Those low hopes were dashed when Kim Cattrall declared that she was done playing her signature character and that there was nothing that would change her mind. And with that SATC 3 went the way of a Community movie. Maybe it'll happen but it won't be the same.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Geeks
Trump Wants a New Storyline
"This Mueller investigation is so boring!" Trump complained loudly one night at the White House, forgetting that he was on the phone with bestie, Sean Hannity. Indeed, the Mueller storyline has been playing out for many moons, and the main attraction, POTUS himself hasn't even made an appearance in the story. Second rate players have all been indicted and gotten their screen time, but other than decrying mainstream media outlets as Fake News, Trump has been forced to the sidelines. Worst of all, those pesky midterm elections took all the attention from him.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in The Swamp
Eat This and That!
"I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve," Julia Roberts once said. The Pretty Woman was talking about her onscreen persona (at least we hope!) but there does seem to be some hesitation when it comes to foreplay, and there shouldn't be. Foreplay can be one of the, if not the, best part of sex. Here are some ways to have fun with your partner, no penetration required.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Filthy
Realistic Takeaways from the Midterm Elections
There was a breathless anticipation going into the Midterm Elections this year. It was a reality show that every network carried, and the pundits became the stars who's words were hung onto as if it were the gospel sent from above. On the Conservative side, there was a belief that the American people embraced Trump's policies and wanted more of the same. The flip side for the Liberal base was that Trump and his antics were growing tiresome, it was time for the so-called adults to take control again. What can be taken away from the results of the most consequential election of our generation?
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in The Swamp
Megyn Kelly Not Elected
"This is about Megyn Kelly and her spectacular implosion. She went from hottest newsagent around to being too toxic to be on air for any network." That fabulous quote is from The Kelly Collapse (out now!), written by yours truly. It's about how the former Fox News personality went from commanding $20 million per year to hashing out her exit deal with NBC. Which brings us to the point of this article, NBC News realized what a mistake they made but not before making one more error; they were going to feature Kelly heavily in their midterm election coverage.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in The Swamp
What Sex Dreams May Come
He pushed me against the wall; my shirt lifted so high that it was practically off. His mouth was around my nipple, sucking. The bouncer came over to us, and instead of kicking us out, he pulled out his long cock and began to wank it. This was a dream that a friend (yep friend, don't give me that look) asked me to analyze for them. Even though they were in a bar, apparently nipple sucking was more important than alcohol, which makes no sense to me. There's a time and place for the nipple sucking, but being at the bar is not that time. More important things are happening, like tequila shots. Still, I was intrigued, so I started looking into it and found that sex dreams are a very unique experience all of their own.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Filthy
Missing Father Found Buried in Basement
"He went out for cigarettes." It's a tried-and-true plot device many shows have used to address an absentee father (or in some cases mother). For one family though, it turned out to be a case of art imitating life, sort of. The Carrolls, of Long Island in New York, had always believed that their father had gone out one day and just never returned. After more than 50 years of wanting answers and hearing different stories of what happened, some answers are finally coming their way; their dear old dad was found buried in the basement of the family home.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Criminal
Why Is Big Dick Energy So Hot?
There is something very sexy about a man with Big Dick Energy. Maybe the same can be said for a woman, but I don't know about that. Many people think that having BDE means that the man is hung like a horse, but no that's not true. Someone who has that Big Dick Energy has confidence but isn't cocky about it. Let's explore the ways that BDE is a turn on.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Filthy
Engaged to a Ghost?
"What the fuck did I just read?" That was my first reaction upon reading the story about Amethyst Realm for the first time. Maybe someone spiked my afternoon tequila, perhaps it was one of the ghosts that apparently swirl around the woman from Bristol. Whatever the case is, this is the perfect story for Halloween!
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Filthy
Toss the Salad
"This generation gets grossed out by double dipping chips, but they'll eat ass," so goes an often shared meme on Facebook. For some reason, people feel the need to kink shame and make a straw man's argument at the same time. Double dipping it gross because nobody knows what germs you have up in there, eating ass is not the same thing. It's like saying that Ron Jeremy and Stormy Daniels are the same person. There are quite a few differences here. How do you eat ass successfully? Let's take a look.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in Filthy
Live from the Scene: CNN NYC Evacuated
This is the first time that I have been a part of the story that I am covering, so here goes nothing. While working on a project at Argo Tea Cafe in Columbus Circle, there was a noticeable uptick in police presence. Nothing unusual in Manhattan, especially within the spitting distance of major news outlets. Not only is CNN down here but ABC has a new studio right down the street.
By Edward Anderson5 years ago in The Swamp