Digital_FootPrint
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Let's Cut the Shit, Fellas: We Gotta Stop Lying
Men, our quality of life stinks and it’s our own damn fault. All the years of lying and “people-pleasing” has led us down this long, lost road. It’s all caught up with us now and it’s not just our lives that are in a state of ruin though.
By Digital_FootPrint2 months ago in Humans
Hot Towels & Handjobs: The Hotel Were Customers Really Do Cum.......First
You know, I used to think that customer service was a lost art. Then, a couple of cleaning ladies restored my faith in humanity. Whenever I had a problem, these ladies had a fix for it. Whether I needed new towels, a hot meal or a dick suck, I could always depend on these ladies for superb servicing.
By Digital_FootPrint2 months ago in Filthy
Car 54? Where Are You? Sitting In Your Driveway Overheating, You Nitwit Because You Forgot to Add Engine Coolant
Damn! I got car problems once again and I just fixed this crap not too long ago. Anyways…..It all started a few weeks back when my brother and I had just finished up grocery shopping for the house and as he was parking the car we heard a ding!
By Digital_FootPrint3 months ago in Wheel
Inter-National Lampoon's Extended Stay Vacation
Fresh off the hills of losing my childhood home, my family and I set our sights on finding a new place to lay our heads. Because of rent being too damn high, we settled on spending some time in a pair of extended stay hotels until we could find a place of our own.
By Digital_FootPrint3 months ago in Humans