Crystal A. Walker
Blogger | Creative Writer | Traveler | Full-Time RVer
You can find all of my articles on my blog as well on Medium where I'm most active in Humor, Lifestyle, and Travel. I've self-published one fantasy fiction with the sequel in the works.
My Top 3 Favorite RV Parks in Northern Florida
If you've been following me, we sold our 43' Toy Hauler, which is affectionately named Big Perm. We've loved Perm, but we decided that we want to live even more minimally. As a result, we headed to Port St. Lucie, Florida, where we purchased our next RV, Large Marge.
Are You Thinking About Living a Tiny Lifestyle?
More and more people across the country are opting to live a minimalist lifestyle and living tiny. These not only include RVs and Tiny Houses but container homes and yurts. Many of these individuals chose such a lifestyle for various reasons: An inflated housing market, being able to save quicker for retirement, etc.
If You See a Toilet in Your Dream, Don't Sit on That Motherf*cker
Hey there, body, I’d appreciate it if you stopped playing your mind games. Literally. Just STOP. I do a lot for you. I make sure you eat lots of low-carb vegetables, I pluck the random chin hairs you’ve decided to bestow upon me at 37, and I’m learning what Kegels are.
When I tell people “I am a full-time RVer,” almost 95% of the time I get a quick eyebrow raise and some praise. A lot of them will say, “Wow! I wish I could do that” or “I bet that is a cool lifestyle.” Overall, I receive many supporters. However, that 5% erks the $h!t out of me and have equated me to being “Trailer Trash.”
The Revealing Secret Affair with Joe
It’s hard to keep my hands off of Joe. There is something about him that fires me up and gets me hot under the collar. Seeing him positioned in the far corner of the coffee bar waiting for me, I know he’ll be steamy in no time.
The Dragon's Awakening
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. Perhaps there were long ago, but that is no longer the case. Over a millennia ago, dragons ruled the skies, dominated the lands, and frequently perched themselves on the sea cliffs searching for krakens and hydras to satisfy their gargantuan appetites. However, as man encroached the Valley, the dragons started to disappear.