Chica Reyass
Bio
Gym rat pumping enough iron to become a muskrat.
Stories (21/0)
Wet Weather Camping Essentials
Sometimes, when you go camping, it rains. That's just the way it goes. But you can't let nature get in the way of your trip! Besides, wet camping is a skill in and of itself. And you need to have as many skills as possible in this world that live in. Climate change, refugees, civil unrest, terrorism. Don't think I don't know what's coming! This world has Children of Men written all over it. And I plan to survive beyond that when this world just becomes The Road. I won't let a little rain stop me from living! And, until then, this is just a fun way for me to build up my skills with friends. Let's go!
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Wander
Things You Didn't Know About Beer... Probably
Were it not for beer, it'd be a lot harder to relax after a long day of dealing with things women are expected to do at work but shouldn't. Sure, I've got the best motivational soccer quotes to remember before a game to energize me on and off the field, but sometimes motivational soccer quotes just aren't enough and it takes a drink for me to howl at the moon like the women who run with the wolves.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Proof
Best and Worst Alcoholic Drinks for Your Skin
I'm always getting breakouts. And what's worse is that I just learned that some drinks are terrible for your epidermis. Good thing I have cardio, and good thing I know the best and worst alcoholic drinks for your skin. I know what drinks to avoid!
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Proof
- Top Story - May 2018
Best Drinking Games You Can Play Without a Deck of CardsTop Story - May 2018
I love playing these games with my rec soccer team, which is made up of the most badass, fiercest women I know. Self-care is important; it belongs in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. And this is some of the most fun self-care I get!
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Proof
Best Motivational Soccer Quotes to Remember Before a Game
GODDAMN THIS WHITE SUPREMACIST PATRIARCHY! But God bless the United States women's national soccer team. They've won three Women's World Cups, including the first one; and four Olympic gold medals (including the gold medal from the first time it was an Olympic event). They're why I still play soccer to this day.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Cleats
Things Parents Let Their Kids Do That Horrify Me Now That I'm a Mom
I wasn't 100% on being a mom before I was one. Now that I am one, it's 100% what I want to be. I am fierce. I am a snarling mama bear who will go full savage at a PTA meeting if need be. I keep my kids away from refined sugar, video games, and bad influences; but I worry about other parents and their kids sometimes. I can't raise other people's kids for them and I wouldn't want to, but I do want them to raise their kids exactly how I would. These are the things parents let their kids do that horrify me now that I'm a mom.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Families
- Top Story - April 2018
Weird Victorian Beauty Trends That Were Sometimes FatalTop Story - April 2018
Nothing would make Heathcliff go, "hubba hubba" faster than a ghostly Catherine haunting Wuthering Heights. That's because he was living in an era when the appearance of consumption was conflated with beauty ideals.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Blush
Things Women Are Expected to Do at Work But Shouldn't
Women are supposed to have perfect make up at the office, impeccable job wear, work full time, and stay at home to have children. If men had to do the things women are expected to do, this whole country would be turned upside down! Of course, thanks to toxic masculinity, men already are the ones turning this country upside down. Here are the things women have to do at work while doing all the things they have to do.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Viva
10 Most Feared Soccer Hooligan Gangs
To say that football hooliganism sometimes entails violent behavior is an understatement. A soccer thug may throw a rival fan fifty feet to their death or toss an explosive into a police officer's car. These are the sort of things you do in the first five minutes of the best Stallone movies to justify why Sly pulling into your town to clean things up! Here are ten examples of the horrors unleashed upon the world by the most feared soccer hooligan gangs.
By Chica Reyass6 years ago in Cleats