Cat Walsman

Mom to an energetic angel, wife to a wonderful man who fits my crazy <3 Prior active duty Army, current National Guard member. Super down to earth, fell in love with writing as a kid. Tips are appreciated if my writing appeals to you!

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Best Detoxes for Urine Tests
8 months ago
So, you have a job interview coming up and are concerned about a urine test because of your recreational activities. Or maybe your current occupation does random testing, but you shared a joint with a...
Fairytale Wedding on a Budget
8 months ago
Most little girls dream about extravagant weddings, with an array of flowers and fireworks and fancy decorations. Then we get older and wedding bells are around the corner, with Pinterest throwing in ...
"You're All Nothing but a Bunch of Brainwashed Baby Killers"
8 months ago
I was 18, stuck in a seedy bus station in an unfamiliar town trying to get back to my base during a snow storm. I knew nobody there, but made pointed eye contact with a few other tired servicemen layi...
Clarify This Confusing Connection
8 months ago
Spell ‘promise’ with your tongue against mine Take my last breath so I don’t know it’s a lie Destroy me in this moment of bliss So every twisted memory of you I can cherish I beg you, Deny my worst fe...
Bonnie and Clyde, Bleach and Ammonia
8 months ago
Our gravitational pull kept us grounded in years of love and deceit, becoming addicted to the wounds we gave each other. I bled bleach. You bled ammonia. Why were we so surprised to the murder of the ...
You Make Me Miss the Most Innocent Parts of Myself
8 months ago
I saw a video of you today and was shocked at the baritone in your voice; was our last hug really that long ago? You were another best friend I was forced to cut ties with but dear, don’t think I ever...