Caroline Jane
Bio
Warm-blooded vertebrate, domesticated with a preference for the wild. Howls at the moon and forages on the dark side of it. Laughs like a hyena. Fuelled by good times and fairy dust. Writes obsessively with no holes barred.
Achievements (15)
Stories (125/0)
- Top Story - November 2023
- Runner-Up in the Neolomicro Challenge
- Top Story - October 2023
The Legendary Potato SoupTop Story - October 2023
Like many great legends, our soup starts with the humblest of beginnings: A scrappy bag of potatoes (already seeding) and a long-forgotten onion. The year was 1993, the location was Mad Manchester and little did we four house-sharing students realise that these past-their-best ingredients were set to become the foodstuffs of alchemic legend.
By Caroline Jane6 months ago in Feast
- Top Story - October 2023
Maternal InstinctTop Story - October 2023
You failed today, grandly and spectacularly. I watched you on that stage as they announced the election results, stood tall, pristine and stoic, the youngest and brightest button amongst a load of stuffed shirts. No other voice had been as honest, genuine, or well-meaning; no other campaign had been forged with such heart.
By Caroline Jane7 months ago in Fiction
- Top Story - October 2023
- Runner-Up in Nourished Challenge
Campfire Battle FodderRunner-Up in Nourished Challenge
Above the roar of a crashing sea, high on the cliffs above Tintagel Bay, we latter-day warriors laid down our arms to watch the sun sink into the lilac horizon beyond Merlin's Cove. Battered and bruised, our armour dented, but our pride pulsing, the day's heat rose from us as a haze laced with chain oil, sweat, and patchouli straight into the salty-sweet air of a crisp and welcome night.
By Caroline Jane7 months ago in Feast
Vocal Social Society's HONEY HAIKU Challenge WINNERS!
This is quite an honour! I truly feel extraordinarily privileged to have been master of ceremonies for what started out as a simple, fun little Facebook group challenge. It is not in my nature to gush or be a luvvie, but in times like these, I feel I cannot hold back!
By Caroline Jane7 months ago in Poets
Vocal Social Society's Haiku Honeys
Thank you. What a joy it has been to host the Haiku Honey? Challenge on behalf of the Vocal Social Society Facebook Group. I am genuinely awestruck by the quality, range, depth, and emotion that has poured in. The talent that lies behind these bite-sized poems is truly gargantuan and inspirational.
By Caroline Jane7 months ago in Poets
Haiku Honey?
I am salivating already in anticipation of the fruits of this challenge! (you were warned!) To invigorate our collective juices, I have been charged with dishing up a challenge as part of the wonderful smorgasbord of VSS micro-challenges that the dedicated admins and group members put together each week.
By Caroline Jane7 months ago in Poets
- Top Story - September 2023
Me, Myself, and I: A Starter for 10Top Story - September 2023
Honestly, I think this challenge thrown into the ring by Kayleigh Fraser is brilliant. I love reading about other writers. Her advice...Don't overthink it... Just 10 things that spring to mind that nobody will know about you. Get it down, quick list.
By Caroline Jane8 months ago in Interview
The Rubber Ball
October 28th was to be the night I switched Google Locate off my phone to scratch the second itch of my life. With only a few days to go, I was hiding in my airing cupboard, knee-deep in my teenage son's sports gear, with a mobile phone jammed against my ear.
By Caroline Jane8 months ago in Fiction