Caesar Finkle

Pick Up Lines Cougars Use to Hunt Younger Guys

From a surgically altered turbine wind tunnel victim to a very sad and chunky old horn bag to a hot MILF or sexy mature beauty, cougars never go out of style. Men find them sexually knowledgable and less complicated than their younger peers. It is enlightening for a young man to find a woman with her shit together. Mariah Carey, Demi Moore, and Madonna: cougars. Mrs. Robinson from 1967’s The Graduate, Mrs. Stifler from American Pie, and a lot of the Real Housewives. Cougars. Jennifer Lopez and Paula Abdul make it look easy. They’re older and they’ve been around the block a few times, but sexuality doesn’t end when you hit forty. Your sexual prime is just getting going. Younger men are always interested in an education, and older women make the best teachers. Cougars are confident and secure. They speak their mind and mean what they say. An analysis of pick up lines used by cougars is insightful and offers a unique perspective on the various types of cougars on the hunt.