Brittany McSorley
Writer | Actor | Sandwich Enthusiast
Sad Barb's Bruschetta Classica
Hi, all! Can you believe it’s been a whole year since I launched Bacon and Breadcrumbs? Neither can I! It’s been quite a journey. For those who have been reading along since the beginning, thank you so much for your support. And if this is your first visit to the blog, welcome!
Brittany McSorleyPublished 2 years ago in Feast
Millennial-Compatible 'Friends' Episodes
"The One With Ross's New Phone" Ross switches to Android and becomes even more insufferable. A woman from Chandler's past friends him on Facebook, much to Monica's dismay. Joey travels to Coachella to find love.
Brittany McSorleyPublished 2 years ago in Geeks
Shitty Male TV Characters You Love Because Your Dad Was a Yeller
Chief Hopper, 'Stranger Things': He's overweight, smokes like a chimney, and screams down a woman or child at least thrice a day. Yelling and confidence are the same, and you need a man who knows what he's doing in a completely unsupervised position of power. Go to my room, Jim? Not without you, you unshaven dreamboat!
Brittany McSorleyPublished 2 years ago in Geeks
A Beginner’s Guide to Watching 'You’ve Got Mail' for the First Time After I’ve Ordered You to
Welcome. You’re here because: 1) you think we’re dating, 2) I have discovered that you’ve never seen the 1998 Nora Ephron-penned masterpiece and quintessential romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail, and 3) I’ve made it very clear that until you watch it, you are Dead. To. Me.
Brittany McSorleyPublished 2 years ago in Humans
How to Plan a Babymoon Vacation
So you're having a baby. First of all, let me say this: girl, I respect your journey. You are so brave. What with the crazy swelling, delicious stuff unexpectedly making you want to vom, and the whole caring-for-someone-else-until-your-dying-day thing, my feelings on this concept can be summed up by the iconic words of Randy Jackson, the most mentally stable of the OG American Idol judges: "It's a no from me, dawg."
Brittany McSorleyPublished 4 years ago in Wander
Best Family TV Shows
TV families have a way of inviting you in and making you feel like you're part of the gang. Whether you're laughing at the Dunphys, getting mushy with the Tanners, or wishing you could drink coffee with the Gilmores, you know that television families can start to feel like part of your own. Even better, many of these shows are great to watch with your own families. Chock full of lessons, laughs, and love, the best family TV shows have something for everyone.
Brittany McSorleyPublished 4 years ago in Families
Best Movies About Cars
I don’t know very much about cars, but I know this: they’re heavy, they’re complicated, men use them to overcompensate, and movies about them are usually pretty cool. There’s nothing like a good car chase on the big screen, so if you want to feel like you’re moving very fast in an expensive vehicle while you’re actually sitting on your couch covered in potato chip crumbs, here are some of the best movies about cars to add to your list.
Brittany McSorleyPublished 4 years ago in Wheel
Dear Donald... You're A Nightmare
Jesus Elizabeth Christ, Donald Trump. I barely know where to start. When I decided to write this open letter, I was overwhelmed by the magnitude of what I wanted to say. And while I know a silent woman is one of your favorite things, along with putting your name on stuff, making awful interior decorating choices, and holding those little bottles of Tabasco to feel better about your baby claws, I’ll try to articulate my thoughts.
Brittany McSorleyPublished 4 years ago in The Swamp
