Brittany McSorley
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Writer | Actor | Sandwich Enthusiast
Stories (21/0)
Sad Barb's Bruschetta Classica
Hi, all! Can you believe it’s been a whole year since I launched Bacon and Breadcrumbs? Neither can I! It’s been quite a journey. For those who have been reading along since the beginning, thank you so much for your support. And if this is your first visit to the blog, welcome!
By Brittany McSorley2 years ago in Feast
Shitty Male TV Characters You Love Because Your Dad Was a Yeller
Chief Hopper, 'Stranger Things': He's overweight, smokes like a chimney, and screams down a woman or child at least thrice a day. Yelling and confidence are the same, and you need a man who knows what he's doing in a completely unsupervised position of power. Go to my room, Jim? Not without you, you unshaven dreamboat!
By Brittany McSorley3 years ago in Geeks
A Beginner’s Guide to Watching 'You’ve Got Mail' for the First Time After I’ve Ordered You to
Welcome. You’re here because: 1) you think we’re dating, 2) I have discovered that you’ve never seen the 1998 Nora Ephron-penned masterpiece and quintessential romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail, and 3) I’ve made it very clear that until you watch it, you are Dead. To. Me.
By Brittany McSorley3 years ago in Humans
How to Plan a Babymoon Vacation
So you're having a baby. First of all, let me say this: girl, I respect your journey. You are so brave. What with the crazy swelling, delicious stuff unexpectedly making you want to vom, and the whole caring-for-someone-else-until-your-dying-day thing, my feelings on this concept can be summed up by the iconic words of Randy Jackson, the most mentally stable of the OG American Idol judges: "It's a no from me, dawg."
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Wander
Best Family TV Shows
TV families have a way of inviting you in and making you feel like you're part of the gang. Whether you're laughing at the Dunphys, getting mushy with the Tanners, or wishing you could drink coffee with the Gilmores, you know that television families can start to feel like part of your own. Even better, many of these shows are great to watch with your own families. Chock full of lessons, laughs, and love, the best family TV shows have something for everyone.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Families
Best Movies About Cars
I don’t know very much about cars, but I know this: they’re heavy, they’re complicated, men use them to overcompensate, and movies about them are usually pretty cool. There’s nothing like a good car chase on the big screen, so if you want to feel like you’re moving very fast in an expensive vehicle while you’re actually sitting on your couch covered in potato chip crumbs, here are some of the best movies about cars to add to your list.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Wheel
Dear Donald... You're A Nightmare
Jesus Elizabeth Christ, Donald Trump. I barely know where to start. When I decided to write this open letter, I was overwhelmed by the magnitude of what I wanted to say. And while I know a silent woman is one of your favorite things, along with putting your name on stuff, making awful interior decorating choices, and holding those little bottles of Tabasco to feel better about your baby claws, I’ll try to articulate my thoughts.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in The Swamp
Most Underrated Bands of the 80s
We’ve all over-committed on karaoke night and ruined “Tainted Love” for our friends and family, right? There’s no denying that the 1980s gave us some of the most memorable one-hit wonders and music icons of the modern era, but there are a lot of great 80s musicians that don’t get enough credit. These are some of the most underrated bands of the 80s to check out.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Beat
Best Low-Alcohol Beers
Beer is a beautiful thing, but if you drink too much of it, you end up “wasted” and “yelling at the elderly” and “ruining your sister’s rehearsal dinner.” Enter low-alcohol beers, providing just as much flavor and freshness with lower alcohol content. If you want to spend the spring and summer enjoying cold ones without as much alcoholic kick, here are the best low-alcohol beers to sample.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Proof
Presidents Who Smoked Weed
There are some presidential facts that we all know by heart: the George Washington cherry tree story; the details of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination; the fact that William Howard Taft was fat and had a mustache and literally nothing else about him. But people rarely talk about how several US presidents smoked marijuana; the question almost never shows up on AP exams. With the national conversation about pot becoming more tolerant, it’s about time we all learned about presidents who smoked weed.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Potent
Best Ramen in NYC
Ramen is a Japanese dish that has far more potential than the ultra-affordable styrofoam cups full of noodles that you survived off in college. It’s a traditional Japanese dish made with wheat noodles in a broth (usually fish- or meat-based). It can be flavored with miso or soy sauce, and it’s often served with sliced pork, dried seaweed, green onions, boiled eggs, bean sprouts, fish paste, or a variety of other ingredients.
By Brittany McSorley5 years ago in Feast