Bazooka Teaches

Bazooka Teaches

A regular Joe with a peculiar noodle inside his helmet. Loves to write and is constantly fighting the forces of evil.

How does it work?
  • Bazooka Teaches
    Published 4 months ago
    The Homeless Lady with the Evil Eye

    The Homeless Lady with the Evil Eye

    Joe was delivering a package out in the San Fernando Valley one day and got the evil eye from a homeless lady. Yes he did! The evil eye was shot towards his direction for just being at the wrong place and time. It was quite evil since it had no purpose. It came from what Joe thought was an insane person. Still, after all the crap that went down, Joe thinks that the evil was alleviated with positive praying when the actual curse was being cast at him.
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    Published 4 months ago
    Pale-Skinned Succubus

    Pale-Skinned Succubus

    She appeared in front of him with flaring red hair and pale skin that made it look like hardened milk. She was very beautiful in her gothic creepy sense, as she had this white skimpy dress with cleavage staring right at his wandering eyes that were scanning her beautiful pale arms and legs. Her eyes, thought, were bright red as she greeted him with an enticing smile across her face and her tongue moving exotically upon her upper lip.
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    Published 4 months ago
    The Blue Orb

    The Blue Orb

    Suffering from sleep paralysis for a long while, Joe grew accustomed to the fact that a crazy experience was going to surface every time he went to sleep. At first, it was something to fear, as sleep paralysis is a very unique and terrifying experience. However, Joe became numb to that feeling, as he grew accustomed to fighting the forces of evil whenever they came. On the other hand, these forces liked to come when least expected. When that thought crossed Joe’s mind, it brought back fear. Again, something to get used to. The cycle of this fear sparking inside his head became mundane.
  • Bazooka Teaches
    Published 5 months ago
    Black Night, Black Cat
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    Published 5 months ago
    Music From the 90s Still Prevails

    Music From the 90s Still Prevails

    Back in the 90s, rock stations in Los Angeles played the typical iconic bands that ruled the airwaves. These bands included Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, and more. Also, old artists with new hip music still ruled, like Tom Petty, Prince (despite going more R&B in that era), Aerosmith, The Black Crowes, and so on.
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    Published 5 months ago
    Disturbing Explosions Around Me

    Disturbing Explosions Around Me

    I was just skating down the street during a super-wonderful day. The sun was hitting my face and the warmth was just so enticing. I remember that detail very clearly. It was pretty much a perfect day. There were also kids around running and playing around the block. As far as I remember, the kids were people that I did not recognize. I was just mesmerized by the beautiful day.