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By shadPublished 2 months ago 3 min read
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1. 49ers (3-0, last week No. 2): They appear to be transforming into a team destined for greatness.

2. Dolphins (3-0, No. 3): They are exhibiting the characteristics of a team bound for success.

3. Eagles (3-0, No. 4): The Eagles undoubtedly pulled off a daring feat by snatching D’Andre Swift from the Lions.

4. Chiefs (2-1, No. 5): Something reminiscent of a Taylor Swift song title.

5. Cowboys (2-1, No. 1): We appreciate your discretion in refraining from the customary phrase, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"


6. Bills (2-1, No. 7): If their defense maintains its current performance, they could hypothetically trade Josh Allen for Zach Wilson and still secure victories.

7. Seahawks (2-1, No. 10): Are they deserving of such a high ranking? If not them, then who?

8. Lions (2-1, No. 11): Fortunately for Jared Goff, his income is not contingent on his leaping abilities.

9. Steelers (2-1, No. 12): With more George Pickens and Jaylen Warren, they anticipate claiming more triumphs.

10. Ravens (2-1, No. 6): The notion of an exceedingly easy September schedule has been proven wrong.

11. Browns (2-1, No. 17): The team's strong defense and the skills of De-shaun have proven more than sufficient, dispelling the previous concerns from Week 2.

12. Packers (2-1, No. 18): Where have all the skeptics who predicted the Packers' failure disappeared?

13. Falcons (2-1, No. 16): Despite their loss, they still exhibit potential as formidable contenders.

14. Colts (2-1, No. 24): After nearly four decades since their controversial departure from Baltimore, the Colts demonstrated their prowess by snatching victory from the home team.

15. Buccaneers (2-1, No. 14): As long as they triumph in games they are expected to win, their situation will remain favorable.

16. Commanders (2-1, No. 15): "That boy is an interception."

17. Saints (2-1, No. 19): This is Jameis Winston's moment to shine, unless he encounters an unfortunate failure.

18. Jaguars (1-2, No. 8): Their unfavorable start will unlikely motivate taxpayers to contribute a billion dollars towards stadium renovations.

19. Bengals (1-2, No. 21): Playing Joe Burrow involved a significant risk, but their hard work paid off with rewarding outcomes.

20. Chargers (1-2, No. 22): The Chargers effectively replicated the inefficiencies of the Vikings.

21. Cardinals (1-2, No. 32): Their decisions during the offseason should have prioritized winning in the current year, which could have elevated their performance.

22. Texans (1-2, No. 31): They have discovered their quarterback and unexpectedly won a game, potentially initiating a positive trajectory.

23. Patriots (1-2, No. 26): Thanks to the Jets, Bill Belichick has a promising opportunity to avoid the bottom of the AFC East for the first time since 2000.

24. Rams (1-2, No. 23): When a team punts the ball with six minutes remaining, down by ten points, on fourth and 5, they forfeit the right to claim victory.

25. Titans (1-2, No. 20): Instead of an iceberg, the Titanic encountered a different challenge in the Cuyahoga River.

26. Giants (1-2, No. 13): The previous year has officially concluded for the Giants.

27. Jets (1-2, No. 9): This year has officially reached its conclusion for the Jets.

28. Vikings (0-3, No. 25): The Vikings succeeded in surpassing the Chargers in terms of underperformance.

29. Raiders (1-2, No. 27): Death, taxes, and Jimmy G being injured are guaranteed occurrences.

30. Panthers (0-3, No. 30): Is it too late to re-sign Cam Newton?

31. Broncos (0-3, No. 28): Fortunately for the Broncos and their loyal fans, the consumption of marijuana is legal in Colorado.

32. Bears (0-3, No. 29): Is there anyone Kevin Warren won't dismiss from their position?


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