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Ungrouded Plug

Receptacle Rejection

By Dana CrandellPublished about a month ago Updated about a month ago 1 min read
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Ungrouded Plug
Photo by Clint Patterson on Unsplash

Not today, two-legs!

No joy without protection.

Where is your ground, sir?

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So, I saw Matthew's challenge and chose the first mundane object I saw, did an image search, and there it was. This one practically wrote itself.

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Dana Crandell

Dad, Stedpad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd. Content writer by trade. Vocal Creator by choice.

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  • Lamar Wigginsabout a month ago

    Lol… Access denied! Good one, Dana!

  • Novel Allenabout a month ago

    Are you sure you are talking about a plug. Two legs---joy...and grounded. My mind is going elsewhere. Oh deah......

  • D.K. Shepardabout a month ago

    Love the questioning line at the end! Well done!

  • Shirley Belkabout a month ago

    This is great

  • Christy Munsonabout a month ago

    Funny!

  • Cathy holmesabout a month ago

    oops. lol

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    The importance of a third wheel, lol. Loved your poem!

  • Lana V Lynxabout a month ago

    Omg, so clever!

  • Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a month ago

    Hahaha. “You shall not pass”

  • Paul Stewartabout a month ago

    Lol! Brilliant entry, sir! very funny and perfect image!

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