T-Rex T-Rex, where ya gonna be next? Where to stomp your feet next? Who ya gonna eat next?
A big monster with little charm. I just came to hear you roar with your big head and little arms.
You big intimidating out of water shark. Leave well enough alone and head back to Jurassic Park.
Yes I know I make a lot of fun of you. Plus if you were standing right here I’d be scared enough to run from you.
But I know the things that really scare ya. Like the grim fact you didn’t live past the prehistoric era.
So I wrote this little diss rap about you to flex. Which you can’t do with small arms because you’re a T-Rex.
About the Creator
Joe Patterson
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Comments (9)
🤣 ‘ So I wrote this little diss rap about you to flex. Which you can’t do with small arms because you’re a T-Rex.’ Unasked for advice, which would have saved your life… pick on someone your own size 😅
Funny
Look out for tap, tap of little fingers on your window...i's Rex, coming to eat ya. See ya...bye bye.
Great job. Well done, Joe.
Oh my! Loved this so much Joe. I love that we had the same ide-ish, took on the mighty small armed one and also and also both referenced JP haha! This was brilliant, Joe! Well done!
This was entertaining and funny to read. Great job!
I love this! Great poem!
Not scary but cute.
So Flyy! 😁 BRAVO!