Pickup Schtick
Smooth Pickup Lines
I hope that you did not injure your knee,
Falling from heaven to come visit me.
Are you an electrician? Because you light up my day,
And ignite all my neurons in shocking display!
And are you prepared to perform CPR?
‘Cause it’s simply breathtaking how stunning you are!
In fact, as a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun’;
May I borrow your phone to tell Mom, “you’re the one”?
Do you like raisins? How ‘bout a date?
And this may sound cheesy, but I think that you’re grate!
May I have your number? It seems I’ve lost mine;
You’re like a parking ticket, ‘cause girl, you’re ‘fine’!
Your eyes are like oceans I could swim in all day,
They stole the sky’s color and left clouds of gray!
I may not be rich or dress to the nines,
But did I grab your attention with my smooth pickup lines? 😂
A few final questions, before hence we part:
Did I at least make you smile, if I did not win your heart?
Will you join me for dinner tomorrow at seven?
Can they spare one more day without you in Heaven?
About the Creator
𝐑𝐌 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐧
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Comments (15)
Very funny!
Cheesefest! I mean, who could resist?
You were truly a creative wordsmith! 
Worked on me, pal 😁
Charlie Brown face doing "Oh good grief". Yet it all flowed so smoothly from your honey chocolate cinnamon sly lips. I for one did smile. Then maybe I would wave bye bye....MAYBE.
I've heard a few of these, lol! I really enjoyed how you put them together in a rhyme.
As a poem, this is hilarious, but I hope you don’t use these in real life. 🤣
Super!!! Excellent story!!!
Hahahahahahahahhahahahah these were hilarious! Pickup lines make me cringe soooo hard. If anyone says this to me, "Can they spare one more day without you in Heaven?", I'd be like "What, you want me dead?" or I'd say, "Bold of you to assume they want me in Heaven" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, you've been missing in action. Hope you're doing well!
So many sitcoms and romcoms just ran through my head while reading this, including those that yet do not exist.
I absolutely love this! Pickup lines are such an effortless way to spread light hearted kindness. I love them. This is so creative and worth reading over and over again. Thanks for spreading smiles and joy
That was smooth.
'Sup 'R' ~ I see you picked up my 'Cheesy-Schtick' ~ - So Smooth - 'j'
Oh, you are smooth lol
Oh I’m so flattered! lol 😂 This is so beautiful and absolutely smoother than stone. Great entry RM 👏🏼