Neither Agree Nor Disagree
Ready to get out there
Come in the front door.
Don’t mind Rufus… he’ll bark,
but then just lay down if you give him a scratch.
He’ll sit in your lap,
but only if you want that.
The lights will be low,
but, of course, turn a lamp on if you like.
Please select a beverage of your choice.
The music has a default playlist,
but there are tons of others…
choose your favorite.
Pick a chair,
straight-back, squishy, recliner, rocker.
You do you.
Feel free to smoke…
or not, whichever.
There’s a small refrigerator
with lots of snacks, even
vegetarian options, if that’s your thing.
Make yourself at home.
Oh, please choose a book from the shelf, too.
I mean if you read, if you want to.
If you’re a reader.
Mi casa es su casa,
while you’re here.
Though I won’t be here when you come,
which I know is kinda funny.
Just fill out the survey
and be sure to watch
the short scenes.
There’s a remote.
Just press play
and then answer the questions.
Disagree.
Neither agree nor disagree.
Agree.
You can leave it,
the survey I mean,
in the chair.
I’ve tried to make it
as simple
as convenient
as easy to understand
as possible.
When you're done you can go…
or hang out with Rufus a bit
if he likes you
and you like him…
Whatever.
Then we’ll go from there.
After a review of your choices…
Of lighting
Of beverage
Of music
Of chair and snack…
Whether you smoke…
Your survey answers…
and, of course, your physiological responses to…
The Big Liebowski
Bridesmaids
Raising Arizona
Amelie
and subtitled film scenes in general,
and the book you choose… or not...
we’ll see if a meeting is something
that might be worth pursuing.
PLEASE… don’t be nervous!
I’m just excited
that I’m finally ready to date
and consider a relationship again.
I'm really looking forward to getting to know you.
About the Creator
Hannah Logan
Act/Pen/Direct/Produce
Truth-Teller * Believer in Magic * Laughter-Lover
My hope...
to make art
that matters, moves, (a)muses
unlocks The Mystery
leaves good in my wake
so others
might do the same.
Insta @mshannahlogan
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