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Darling,
I am calling your attention!
Surprised?
Tell me about it.
Rations at the bar were poor this week.
Actually, you were still my third choice.
Cute in your own way, though.
Tonight,
I am celebrating!
Once upon a today, I am free...
No more kids or nagging wife for me.
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About the Creator
Jenna Sedi
What I lack in serotonin I more than make up for in self-deprecating humor.
Zoo designer who's eyeballs need a hobby unrelated to computer work... so she writes on her laptop.
Passionate about conservation and sustainability.
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Great job! I laughed out loud at the last line.