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ApocEclipse Now

For The Vocal Acrostic Eclipse Challenge

By Mike Singleton - MikeydredPublished about a month ago β€’ Updated about a month ago β€’ 1 min read
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Introduction

This is inspired by the prompt from Graham Cooke on this comment that I made on Social Media:

This is meant to be a humourous take but it may cause offence. The 8th of April was going to be the day of The Rapture but, once again, we are still all here.

I really do hope you leave this with a smirk or a smile

ApocEclipse Now

πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ”πŸŒ“πŸŒ’πŸŒ‘

Every Day It's Coming

Closer Coz God Will Take Us

Listen, The Eclipse Signals The Rapture

I Know, Donald Told Us

Pray You Will Be Taken With Us

So You Will Come To Heaven, When Trump Is

Eclipsed

πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ”πŸŒ“πŸŒ’πŸŒ‘

I'll close with a couple of pertinent Little Steven songs

CONTENT WARNINGhumorAcrostic
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About the Creator

Mike Singleton - Mikeydred

Weaver of Tales, Poems, Music & Love

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  • Gina C.about a month ago

    LOL, I love this, Mike! The perfect touch of humor and social commentary :) Well done!

  • Ameer Bibiabout a month ago

    This poetry is thought-provoking and entertaining. I admire the writer's ability to combine themes of spirituality, current events, and hope. The mix of short, powerful phrases with modern references enhances the message's depth and relevance. Overall, the poem encourages reflection and conversation, making it a special work of writing. Great job!

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    Hahahahahahahhahaha I found this hilarious! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Eloise Robertson about a month ago

    Great approach to the tone! Your title hooked me.

  • Denise E Lindquistabout a month ago

    Wow! ❀️

  • Cathy holmesabout a month ago

    They can feel free to take him.

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a month ago

    Now THAT will be a day to celebrate! Fun stuff Mike!

  • Christy Munsonabout a month ago

    Absolutely LOVE this piece! Fireworks are erupting in my mind's eye as I type. πŸ₯³β˜ οΈπŸ«ΆπŸ»

  • TheSpinstressabout a month ago

    Haha, it says a lot about the state of internet discourse that I can honestly imagine this being posted seriously somewhere! =D

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