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Almost a Christmas Carol

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By Andrei Z.Published 5 months ago 1 min read
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Almost a Christmas Carol
Photo by David Beale on Unsplash

I simply am trying to hold the rhythm,

Simply am striving to build up the rhymes.

If needed, I'm ready to deploy dirty tricks,

To employ sooty grey lies and preposterous myths.

Two times two times three times

One is twelve. Look, there's an elf

On a shelf singing 'Silent Night', is it right?

And your breath reeks of cheap Champagne.

We're not rich. But we hearken to Chopin

Playing his Nocturnes, these tunes soar in the air...

And it's as if there's no pain

And no sorrow, and not because our chests

Are too hollow, but because our hearts are too big.

Look, there's a pig wearing a wig,

Munching on roasted chestnuts,

Oinking, winking, and probably thinking

That I am a fool.

HolidayFor Fun
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About the Creator

Andrei Z.

Overthinker.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock5 months ago

    But you're a cool, fun fool.

  • k eleanor5 months ago

    pig in a wig – delightfully unexpected and left me oinking with laughter! 😂

  • Pig wearing a wig, lol! I had fun reading this!

  • Grz Colm5 months ago

    You’re a great singer! Enjoyed this fun piece!! 🐷😁

  • Hannah Moore5 months ago

    I can't decide if this is joyful fun or heartbreaking. It's feels like frantic joy.

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