10 Holiday Gifts for the Weirdos in Your Life
We all know one, or we are one.
Picking the right holiday gifts for the people in your life can be a challenge. Some people want practical items, others want gift cards or cash, and then there are the people who need something a bit more specific. You know which friends or family members these are; the ones who go hunting for Bigfoot, can't help bringing up "fun facts" about serial killers during family events, or maybe claim to have seen a UFO once or twice. Just remember that even the weirdos in your life deserve appropriate gifts during the season of giving that they will love. Best of all, every one of these items is super affordable at $20 or less!
1. I Believe in Aliens Cross Stitch Ornament ($11)
This adorable mini cross stitch is sure to be their new favorite tree decoration and will look amazing next to their yarn covered UFO tracking cork board. This ornament also comes in several other designs that proclaim their owners' unwavering belief in Bigfoot, mermaids, sea monsters, jackalopes, and unicorns.
2. Serial Killer Mugshot Mug ($25)
This mug features the intake mug shots of six different infamous serial killers as well as Ted Bundy's actual fingerprints. We all have that one friend that listens to every true crime podcast out there and knows way too many facts about serial killers. Help them achieve their ultimate goal of scaring everyone they come into contact with shitless by giving them a gift that screams "I know the perfect way to dispose of your body." This design can also be printed on many other products and is part of true crime/horror podcast Hell and High Horror's RedBubble shop.
3. Cryptid 'Believe' Shirt ($18)
This shirt will be a wonderful addition to your weird friend's already vast collection of odd and somewhat off-putting black t-shirts. It features the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and a flying saucer and comes in sizes S - 3X and eight different colors.
4. Dr. Darren Icke's Tinfoil Wallpaper ($7)
For the more paranoid of your loved ones, give the gift of protection from mind control with Dr. Darren Icke's Tinfoil Wallpaper. It should be noted, however, that we cannot confirm nor deny the existence of Dr. Icke's doctoral credentials, but that's what THEY would say, isn't it?
5. 'Conspiracy Theories and Chill' Mug ($20)
If you have a friend that is constantly bugging you to watch that new Netflix documentary about ritualistic sacrifices at Bohemian Grove or how the government has concealed dozens of alien crash landings from the public, then this mug should definitely be on your gift list.
6. Bigfoot Cologne Oil ($8)
Help your buddy end their week-long wilderness searches by gifting this vial of Humphrey's Handmade Bigfoot cologne that may or may not attract the elusive creature.
7. "Burn Bundy Burn" Vintage Design Shirt ($15)
Your murderino friend will adore this authentic Ted Bundy Execution Day Poster Shirt. The graphic is a vintage celebratory comic of the infamous serial killer taking his final seat in the electric chair with the caption "Bundy's Last Charge In Life!" underneath.
8. Heaven's Gate 'Away Team' Tote Bag ($20)
Make sure that when your lovable weirdo has to lug their UFO binoculars around they do it in style with this Heaven's Gate Away Team Tote Bag.
9. UFO Stick Family Abduction Decal ($7)
This decal will make sure everyone on the road knows that your friend probably never had a family of their own to begin with. As an added plus, this decal can be used on pretty much anything; laptops, instrument cases, etc.
10. Monsters & Cryptids Coloring Book ($7)
Perfect for your weirdo-in-training or just anyone who loves coloring, Mr. Cthulu's Monsters & Cryptids Coloring Book is sure to please. Just make sure that whomever the recipient of this gift is, they won't be too frightened of the monsters included in it!
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